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Browns
2 Kingsland Rd, London E2 8DA, UK*

Reviews

review
published 3 wks ago
Slowly declining but still there
reviewed by
Hubo-Hubad

6.7

I have been here quite a few times over the years. It has been slowly declining (as has everywhere) but at least it still exists. I had a few hours to kill so…

review
published 4 mos ago
Yank at Browns
reviewed by
ctrlurself

7.7

Not a lot of reviews for anything in Europe so I threw the dice with this visit. I spent so much of my visit in London awestruck by gorgeous locals I figured I can keep…

review
published 4 mos ago
Quite a nice way to kill a few hours in the afternoon
reviewed by
Hubo-Hubad

6.3

Another trip to an old favourite. Good for London but not as good as it was years ago. I arrived about 2pm and there was a shift of 6 girls. I stayed…

review
published 9 mos ago
Not a bad evening
reviewed by
londonman

7.7

I've been visiting browns over the years! The establishment has undergone a refurbishment making it a little more plush than it has previously been.

There was very little pressure to do anything but watch the…

review
published 10 mos ago
Not what it used to be but still worth a visit.
reviewed by
Hubo-Hubad

8.0

An old favourite but my first visit for several years.

It's pretty much the same as ever. No entrance fee and drinks are a typical price for the area.

The girls come around with a…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Relatively cheap beers, hot girls. OKish experience. Not great!
reviewed by
rishiroxx69

5.0

My first time in a London strip club. It was an okay-ish experience due to the local laws (no touching!).
The beer was reasonable (6£ for a pint) and the girls were hot.

No entry fees.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Clean, Comfortable, Classy but Clinical
reviewed by
iLuvSmilz

7.3

I was in London for a short visit and decided to check out Browns. There is free entry and a bar on the left as you enter. I bought my favourite Mexican beer - Modelo…

review
published 3 yrs ago
So no Monday Night Football and I can't touch the dancers?? Hmm
reviewed by
Garfield84

4.0

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the 80s sitcom, Cheers.…

review
published 5 yrs ago
another Saturday afternoon in BROWNS ( got it right this time!)
reviewed by
titchy

8.7

There are always 8 dancers on a Saturday afternoon. They do 3 stage dances each so that's 24 stage dances in the shift from 1.15 to 5pm. . It is a minimum £1 in the…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Above Average Saturday In Browns
reviewed by
naref

10.0

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue.

Met my friend in Browns at 13.00 (or so) on a Saturday afternoon.

The afternoon shift (13.00 to 17.00) of girls was very high quality.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Saturday afternoon in the axe
reviewed by
titchy

7.7

Browns was very quiet yet again, barely enough customers for stage dancing to start on time at 1.15. Despite this most girls put on a good stage dance, one girl working for the first time…

review
published 6 yrs ago
A good budget option!
reviewed by
marky2019

9.3

Along with a couple of other venues in London, the Griffin represents a great budget option for the casual participant. Basically, it's a pub. You just walk in and buy a drink, at normal London…