Reviews

London, UK. Friday night. No lot gotta find street parking, it was tough but I got a spot. I walk on up, bald white guy with a heavy cockney accent gives me the rundown. He…

I have been here quite a few times over the years. It has been slowly declining (as has everywhere) but at least it still exists. I had a few hours to kill so…

Not a lot of reviews for anything in Europe so I threw the dice with this visit. I spent so much of my visit in London awestruck by gorgeous locals I figured I can keep…

Another trip to an old favourite. Good for London but not as good as it was years ago. I arrived about 2pm and there was a shift of 6 girls. I stayed…

I've been visiting browns over the years! The establishment has undergone a refurbishment making it a little more plush than it has previously been. There was very little pressure to do anything but watch the…

An old favourite but my first visit for several years. It's pretty much the same as ever. No entrance fee and drinks are a typical price for the area. The girls come around with a…

My first time in a London strip club. It was an okay-ish experience due to the local laws (no touching!). The beer was reasonable (6£ for a pint) and the girls were hot. No entry fees.…

I was in London for a short visit and decided to check out Browns. There is free entry and a bar on the left as you enter. I bought my favourite Mexican beer - Modelo…

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the 80s sitcom, Cheers.…

There are always 8 dancers on a Saturday afternoon. They do 3 stage dances each so that's 24 stage dances in the shift from 1.15 to 5pm. . It is a minimum £1 in the…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Met my friend in Browns at 13.00 (or so) on a Saturday afternoon. The afternoon shift (13.00 to 17.00) of girls was very high quality.…

Browns was very quiet yet again, barely enough customers for stage dancing to start on time at 1.15. Despite this most girls put on a good stage dance, one girl working for the first time…

Along with a couple of other venues in London, the Griffin represents a great budget option for the casual participant. Basically, it's a pub. You just walk in and buy a drink, at normal London…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Met three friends in here on a quiet Thursday lunch time. There was at least one point when we were half the audience. It's a pretty…

I popped in about 4pm, it's free to go in, has a normal bar feel to it, just with a pole dancing stage. At this time of the day there were 5-6 other punters,…

Decent value pound-in-the-pot place, especially as the drinks are on a par with normal London prices. The pub is clean and modern. The girls are pretty, of varied appearance, and attentive but not annoyingly so. They'll…

This is a very good bar with live shows non stop. Entry is free but problem is girls bother you every 15 mins to contribute 1 pound in their jug before they perform their dance.…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area,…

This was the first club I ever visited, 20 years ago, and at that time was a typical 'pub pound in a glass' place. I thought I would go back as I had an…

Came to London for the week and knew I wanted to hit up a strip club. This place was the closest place to me so I said screw it and went. Before going I read…

Went to Browns on a Friday lunchtime, it’s a good place to get away from the office for a while. Generally very beautiful girls who are friendly and not too pushy. The mix is usually…

This is my first visit to a strip club ever. I was on a business trip to London and so decided to check this out. I was nervous when I reached there. Initially, I just…

Decent value for money, especially as the drinks are on a par with normal London prices. More spacious (= a decent chance of finding somewhere to sit) than The Griffin or The Horns, but very…

I am a regular visitor to Browns and go most weeks. Now the English football season has just started the place was a lot busier than it has been in the summer months. A fairly…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. I met my friend in Browns on Thursday lunch time. As usual girls were of a genrally of a high standard. That means in terms of…