Browns Reviews

It is free entry, with a pound in the jar for each dancer on the stage so make sure you have cash. Will change bits at the bar. New dancer every 15 minutes.

Bit more is a pub with nude dancers than a strip club but can't…

I arrived here in the early evening after sessions in The Horns and Ye Olde Axe the same day. I was so impressed I stayed until gone 11.00, making it my longest session in Browns for some years. Girls were virtually all top quality, stunning and enthusiastic acts. Two of…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area, now there are less than 10 (and a couple of those are best avoided). I…

Went to Browns with my girlfriend and had a great time. There were a few other couples there too.

Entrance is free. Dancers walk round with a glass and collect £1 from each audience member before going on stage. There is a stage dance about every 10 mins.

Private dances are done…

My first time to Browns for a while and it has been renovated since my last visit. A similar layout (as far as I can recall) but seems quite a bit bigger. The club itself is of a very good standard; very clean and quite cool. The…

Went to the club on Tuesday evening and it was quite crowded for a weekday evening. Typically a girl or two would be stage dancing and then they come to collect a pound from everyone who was watching the dance. It is kind of mandatory to pay the pound. Most…

Browns was nicely busy this afternoon with a good atmosphere. Its pretty big so needs a decent crowd to give it some atmosphere, especially in the afternoons. Small price increase in the "happy hour" but I did notice a sign at the bar stating a special offer on selected shorts,…

Brown's, which is owned by the same people as The Horns (more of which anon), is another one of Shoreditch's Strip Pubs. The usual rules apply - you have to put your one pound in the pint jug before each dance, which I rather like (you get in for free,…

Another visit to an old favourite. It is still one of the best and most reliable of the London strip pubs. It is a lot smarter since its recent refurbishment but I think that I prefer the old place. On the new stage, the poles are a…

The venue is great and spacious, inexpensive drinks and friendly staff. But the best part of it are the girls: all beautiful, fantastic bodies, friendly and not pushy. Awesome performances on stage and good value private dances. Vip is also well worth it and cheaper than other clubs.
Even though…

Yet another afternoon visit to probably my favourite strip pub. It feels more like a club to me and as I don't frequent clubs I enjoy the difference. I had checked the rota on the web site and 2 of my favourites were due on. Very quiet, as is…

After trips to The Horns and The White Horse, (both nearby) my friend and I ended up in here for an hour or so before going back to The Horns. As ever you'll get no complaints from me on this venue. It's top quality and in general the girls are…

I decided to drop into Browns for a change from the White Horse. I arrived just before 4pm after a business meeting. No entry charge but I was pounced on for a pound as soon as I got inside the door by a dancer who was doing the…

I always enjoy going to Browns. It's a simple concept, everyone puts a pound coin in the jar and then the girls perform a stage show. So as faf as value for money goes it is great! You could stay in there all night and see ten pretty good shows…

Browns is the benchmark for London clubsin my opinion. It sits at the jjunction of the old style strip bars and modern gentlemen's club.<br>
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Always clean and safe it still has a flavour of old fashioned sleaze but with a corporate feel.<br>
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The girls still pass the jug (so bring…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area, now there are less than 10 (and a couple of those are best avoided).…

My first visit since it reopened. If you see my review of the sister club The Horns, you will see that I was worried that this club would be spoilt by the refurbishment and become like that one. Fortunately, it hasn't been badly spoilt.

The refurbishment was…

I attempted to visit on September 2 but found that it is closed for refurbishment. The sign on the door says until early October.

The sign suggested trying an associated club nearby called The Horns. This appears to be new, I am fairly sure that it was…

Browns is still the only 'nice' club in the Shoreditch area - one where you could take a broad minded girlfriend without being embarrassed

It's clean - even the loos are not the usual stripclub filthfest - and mostly comfortable

The girls range from OK to stunning, their dances are similarly varied,…

First, I should honetsly say that I really enjoyed the two hours I spent in this establishment and I really recommend it to anyone (especially to beginners and first timers)looking for a decent strip club experience. The main reason is their perfect concept (1 pounds for every dancer) which provides…

One of my old favourites and is usually very reliable so with just a short time available I went here rather than try somewhere new. I arrived at 5pm and had a couple of hours. This is a good time to be there since you get to see…

Called into Browns for a planned trip of a couple of hours, ended up staying a little longer as I was having such a good time. There was a very good mixture of dances on when I went, mostly young and slim girls as well as the more mature and…

I went to this club on a recent Saturday night with a couple friends, maybe a little after 1 AM. We weren't planning on it, but we essentially came here out of necessity because we had a hard time finding a bar that was still open and serving drinks, and…

Visited the club on April 9th 2011. Entry is free and drinks are reasonably priced. Once you enter the club there is a stage to your right with two poles and a girl goes on to the stage roughly every 10mins. Since there is no cover charge you are expected…

Always busy weekday nights because of proximity to the City, as a result often packed with 'city boys' but still a great place to enjoy a few drinks (pub prices), and see plenty of fantastic dancers work the stage. I mostly go on Thursdays which is the unofficial start to…