Browns Reviews

Not a lot of reviews for anything in Europe so I threw the dice with this visit. I spent so much of my visit in London awestruck by gorgeous locals I figured I can keep wondering what the women here look like naked or simply find a strip club. The…

Another trip to an old favourite. Good for London but not as good as it was years ago. I arrived about 2pm and there was a shift of 6 girls. I stayed for about 2 hours and so I saw each girl twice on stage. There…

I've been visiting browns over the years! The establishment has undergone a refurbishment making it a little more plush than it has previously been.

There was very little pressure to do anything but watch the stage show - the premise of this venue is that you are required to give…

An old favourite but my first visit for several years.

It's pretty much the same as ever. No entrance fee and drinks are a typical price for the area.

The girls come around with a jug collecting £1 before their dance. This hasn't changed for years even though the…

My first time in a London strip club. It was an okay-ish experience due to the local laws (no touching!).
The beer was reasonable (6£ for a pint) and the girls were hot.

No entry fees. Lapdances were 20£. For every stage dance, I had to pay 1£ to the girl.

However,…

I was in London for a short visit and decided to check out Browns. There is free entry and a bar on the left as you enter. I bought my favourite Mexican beer - Modelo Especial - for £5.50 and sat down to check out the room. There is a…

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the 80s sitcom, Cheers. I visited on a Monday night, my last night in London, trying to see…

There are always 8 dancers on a Saturday afternoon. They do 3 stage dances each so that's 24 stage dances in the shift from 1.15 to 5pm. . It is a minimum £1 in the jug so you get though a lot of pound coins if staying for a long…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue.

Met my friend in Browns at 13.00 (or so) on a Saturday afternoon.

The afternoon shift (13.00 to 17.00) of girls was very high quality. Browns has a high standard in general of girls as far as looks are concerned.…

Browns was very quiet yet again, barely enough customers for stage dancing to start on time at 1.15. Despite this most girls put on a good stage dance, one girl working for the first time anywhere was brilliant. She must have been practicing at home or in a gym. Her…

Along with a couple of other venues in London, the Griffin represents a great budget option for the casual participant. Basically, it's a pub. You just walk in and buy a drink, at normal London pub prices. And then you realise there's a stripper on the small stage just a…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue.

Met three friends in here on a quiet Thursday lunch time. There was at least one point when we were half the audience. It's a pretty reliable classy strip joint. You don't really see girls that are anything less than reasonably…

I popped in about 4pm, it's free to go in, has a normal bar feel to it, just with a pole dancing stage. At this time of the day there were 5-6 other punters, and 5 girls working. I picked up a pint of Becks for £4.80 and…

Decent value pound-in-the-pot place, especially as the drinks are on a par with normal London prices. The pub is clean and modern.

The girls are pretty, of varied appearance, and attentive but not annoyingly so. They'll back off if you're not in the mood for a chat. Private dances take place…

This is a very good bar with live shows non stop. Entry is free but problem is girls bother you every 15 mins to contribute 1 pound in their jug before they perform their dance. The dances can we watched from very close. I suggest only to see these stage…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area, now there are less than 10 (and a couple of those are best avoided). I…

This was the first club I ever visited, 20 years ago, and at that time was a typical 'pub pound in a glass' place. I thought I would go back as I had an afternoon to spare. Got there around 4pm, and it was empty. …

Came to London for the week and knew I wanted to hit up a strip club. This place was the closest place to me so I said screw it and went. Before going I read some reviews on the place and they were good. They lived up to the hype…

Went to Browns on a Friday lunchtime, it’s a good place to get away from the office for a while. Generally very beautiful girls who are friendly and not too pushy. The mix is usually either Brazilian or Romanian girls but I have noticed an increase in British girls recently.…

This is my first visit to a strip club ever. I was on a business trip to London and so decided to check this out. I was nervous when I reached there. Initially, I just sat near the stage where dancers dance. I did not buy any drink and then…

Decent value for money, especially as the drinks are on a par with normal London prices. More spacious (= a decent chance of finding somewhere to sit) than The Griffin or The Horns, but very similar in atmosphere, etc. Pound-in-the-pot dances, private air dances available, basically a regular, clean, pub,…

I am a regular visitor to Browns and go most weeks. Now the English football season has just started the place was a lot busier than it has been in the summer months. A fairly rowdy group came in, basically harmless but I was pleased the security man was keeping…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue.

I met my friend in Browns on Thursday lunch time. As usual girls were of a genrally of a high standard. That means in terms of looks and quality of their performances. A few were sub standard on one count, other…

My first trip to London for quite a while. I tried to start at the nearby White Horse but sadly that has closed. I walked here fearing that the council had changed its licence policy and maybe Browns was shut as well. Fortunately, it is not…

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area, now there are less than 10 (and a couple of those are best avoided). I…