Reviews

London, UK. Friday night. No lot gotta find street parking, it was tough but I got a spot. I walk on up, bald white guy with a heavy cockney accent gives me the rundown. He…

I have been here quite a few times over the years. It has been slowly declining (as has everywhere) but at least it still exists. I had a few hours to kill so…

Not a lot of reviews for anything in Europe so I threw the dice with this visit. I spent so much of my visit in London awestruck by gorgeous locals I figured I can keep…

Another trip to an old favourite. Good for London but not as good as it was years ago. I arrived about 2pm and there was a shift of 6 girls. I stayed…

I've been visiting browns over the years! The establishment has undergone a refurbishment making it a little more plush than it has previously been. There was very little pressure to do anything but watch the…

An old favourite but my first visit for several years. It's pretty much the same as ever. No entrance fee and drinks are a typical price for the area. The girls come around with a…

My first time in a London strip club. It was an okay-ish experience due to the local laws (no touching!). The beer was reasonable (6£ for a pint) and the girls were hot. No entry fees.…

I was in London for a short visit and decided to check out Browns. There is free entry and a bar on the left as you enter. I bought my favourite Mexican beer - Modelo…

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the 80s sitcom, Cheers.…

There are always 8 dancers on a Saturday afternoon. They do 3 stage dances each so that's 24 stage dances in the shift from 1.15 to 5pm. . It is a minimum £1 in the…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Met my friend in Browns at 13.00 (or so) on a Saturday afternoon. The afternoon shift (13.00 to 17.00) of girls was very high quality.…

Browns was very quiet yet again, barely enough customers for stage dancing to start on time at 1.15. Despite this most girls put on a good stage dance, one girl working for the first time…