Yank at Browns

Not a lot of reviews for anything in Europe so I threw the dice with this visit. I spent so much of my visit in London awestruck by gorgeous locals I figured I can keep wondering what the women here look like naked or simply find a strip club. The closest one to where I'm staying is Browns and luckily every women here was at least an 8. Unfortunately, the private dances were no different than the experience you would get at the rail which left me with mixed feelings. I saw some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen but with zero mileage it was almost heartbreaking.

To be of use, the best I can do is write about the differences between my experience in the states and my visit to Browns. First of all the interior is brightly lit, I've never been able to so clearly see what a dancer looks like before. In between dances everyone seems to be on their phones, the clubs I'm used to back home won't even let you take your phone out while you're in the club. Despite being fully nude on stage and in private the bar here served alcohol. To reiterate, there wasn't a single dancer I wouldn't have wanted to spend more time and money with if the private dances had even the slightest advantage to what we could see on the stage. I took two girls, Antonia, and later Chloe to the private room where it's £20 per song. They were as enthusiastic and entertaining as they could possibly be and even spent a significant amount of time talking to me afterwards. Dances aside, the most fun I had was taking shots with Lena while we shared photos of our pets. While not the most sensual or erotic experience I've had at a club, this has been the most any local has spoken to me on what is day four of my week in London.