Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

My local favorite spot. Been many times and always have a good time. Almost always have at least two girls to my liking. Good variety of girls, in the past was mostly east euro but now more south american girls. Drinks are priced right and dances are...

I came here last night because on Tuesdays they have 2 lapdances for $25. No cover. Showed up around 10 pm and stayed til almost 1am. The vibe is very chill and everyone seemed friendly. When you walk in the bar and stage is right in front of you, with...

Despite my ratings, I like Torpedos. It is a no frills go-go bar with food.

I parked my car and did my normal thing, come in, sit down, get a beer and take in what is going on around me.

Girls were dancing on the stage in the middle, the...

Probably my 3rd or 4th time here, 1st on a Tuesday. 2 for $25 private dances is a great value as you get full song and decent roaming with most girls. I can’t remember the name of the girls I had for private dance but both were Brazilian...

It's probably been 5 - 10 years since my last visit here.

Visited on a Thursday at about 1:30pm. Parked in the street with metered parking so bring some quarters with you. The bartender said they do enforce the meters.

I believe the layout hasn't changed in all these years....

Torpedos is a good spot located on the main st of bound brook and there is street parking and the building is connected to the train station parking lot. I’ve always just parked in the train parking without buying a spot and I’ve never gotten a ticket but sometimes I...

Went on a Thursday early evening. The afternoon shift was finishing and the evening shift was coming in. Rectangular bar with long rectangular dance floor behind it, which usually accommodated two dancers -- one at each end. Parking was on street nd some on side and...

Had a few hours free and wanted to see how Torpedos was so I stopped in. But its right in front of the train station so all the street parking is metered and hard to find and all the station parking is with a monthly pass or a full day...

I had great time with Vanessa. Brazilian athletic busty brunette excellent roaming, high mileage all for $25. I went there around 1 PM. I noticed the sugar girls with their sugar daddies. One gorgeous blonde the other busty brunette. They have been almost exclusively sitting with their sugar daddies since...

This place isn’t too far from my house so I decided to finally visit after reading the reviews here. I knew not to expect too much Of a crazy time, which is fine. As long it provided a place where I could drink and see some ladies, without having...

Was in town for business, so this was my first and last time there. I'm from PA, so I wasn't really familiar with the concept of a bikini bar. I guess there is no nudity allowed in places that have alcohol? Kind of the same in Pennsylvania, but they can...

I paid my first visit to Torpedos on a recent Monday afternoon and it will probably be my last. It's not because I had any necessarily bad experiences such as being deliberately lied to and disrespected as has happened at Titillations numerous times or being ripped off, but it's because...

I discovered this place a few months ago and have been twice, both on sunday nights during football season so it was a decent crowd for a Sunday. Ill start by saying the girls have been very beautiful both times, with 4-5 real standouts and one killer on each night....

So the girls here range. Some were older, some were bigger some were great body but okay faces had 2 or 3 real smoke shows. IMO 8-9's. Problem here is some of the girls don't, or at least claim to not, speak too much english. They dance in the middle...

A gal I had seen dancing at another club started working here, so I figured I'd check it out.

The pros:

GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS: I've been here on predictably busy nights (Saturdays) as well as on predictably slower nights (Tuesdays) and was pleasantly surprised by the amount and variety of dancers....

I went here Monday afternoon from work. The club is located on a Main Street with ample street parking. When you walk inside there’s a bar straight ahead, decently sized and pool tables to the left. The lap dance area is a bit odd. You have to pay for your...

For the Somerset / Northern Middlesex county areas, this has to be the best bikini bar there is. The place always has a good number of women here, I’ve witnessed girls getting off the train in Bound Brook and walking right in to go to work (it’s convenient to Newark...

For the past year, I have been a regular. I go 2-3 times a week. I have 2-3 beers. I tip dancers and bartenders. To sum it up, I spend money there. The bartenders usually have my beer ready when I walk in. This Wed. I went in and two...

The place is located in the main part of town on a busy street lots of shopping around. Parking on the street once you walk in the place is pretty large. the first room is where the bar area is, with stage in the center of a rather...

I think this place is now called Torpedos. I like the stage set up here, with the high bar that looks over the stage. It's a pretty cool aesthetic.

The beer is always cold, and the music is usually pretty good. One time they played a Tom Waits song, it...

I did not have high expectations for torpedoes. I pop in every few months when work has me in the area and the belief that is must get better lures me back.

On entering I was hit with a strong smell of oil. Something like an industrial lubricant. I assume...

As others have mentioned, the name is now Torpedo's and it's right along Main St. It is a bit odd passing people just out for dinner, etc. When you enter, there's a counter that seems like it was designed for collecting a cover, but no one was there. You pass...

Stopped into Torpedo's on my way back to Harrisburg from New York (went to NYC for a wrestling event last night). It's actually along...well, a main street...which is different. I'm used to clubs being out of the way or in the cut, so to see one right out in the...

Not as much on the scene as I used to be but Sheer/Torpedoes doesn't seem to have changed all that much. Still Latinas (though I noticed no more Russians) still the same older crowd of gentlemen and the girls doing the same old man hustle. Easy parking next...

I was down in the Somerville area around 6pm and looking to romp. Not familiar with the area's offerings, I would have normally made the trek to my top spot the Post in Patterson or Titlations in Bloomfield. A quick google search spotted Torpedoes (not called Sheer). Centrally located...