Reviews

I went twice. Once on a weeknight and once on a Saturday. I will touch on both visits. The parking sucks. No parking lot and you have to park on the street with metered parking.…

Let me make this quick and simple Torpedos is a very basic, terribly ran club with the laziest dancers in the world and a TERRIBLE dollar parade. As a person who used to go here…

I was in North Jersey on business and figured I'd check out a new spot. This was 10 min from my meeting so that is why I chose this place as opposed to other…

Stopped in for the first time in a long time around 3:30. Bit of change since I was last in. Little cleaner, less odor, better overall experience. Walk in the bar/stage is strait ahead.…

Visited mid-afternoon a few weeks ago on a Wednesday or Thursday. There were probably 5-8 customers around the bar and maybe 5-10 girls working. Seemed that mostly latinas were working although there may have…

A spa in NJ was kind to me last week so I figured I’d try the strip clubs here in NJ. There is street parking with a meter but it was broken so fortunately I…

Was in the area and decided to stop by out of desperation. Stripclub scene is dying in central Nj. Torpedos is on a Main Street in Bound Brook. Parking during the day sucks, metered parking…

Bound Brook, NJ. I had just come from nearby Delilah's Den 5 minutes away. I found parking on the street. Doesn't look like there's a lot but at night you should be good, there were…

I had a bad month or two so I have stopped in a handful of times lately. Usually on my way home from work. I understand that 7pm to 8pm is not prime-time. I understand…

Was in the area and decided to give this place a shot despite the less than stellar reviews. Pulled up and this place is right in a downtown location with easy street parking (free at…

I've reviewed Torpedoes before the pandemic, but I was curious to see how it fared after the pandemic. Not surprisingly, I did not recognize any of the dancers. The current set seem to be mostly Brazilian.…

I haven't been here in a quite some time. My brother told me that it's back to normal after Covid so I had high expectations. I stopped in real quick last week and had a…

I visit often and there's been a big change in atmosphere since Covid. This place used to be a great time, but has been a big disappointment lately. Positives- The prices are good. $4-5 for…

Like many of you, this was my first post Covid visit. I was in the area around 4:30 on a hot Saturday afternoon. Had never been to this place prior to this visit.…

So, I used to work in the area 5 to 6 years ago and frequented this place at lunch time. Food was decent. I just started working in the area again and figured…

First post covid to any club for me. No cover to get in, just a temperature check on the wall and ID check this Friday afternoon at 5 PM. There was bar seating with the…

OK, I have not been here in over 10 years. Unlikely I'll be back in another 10. Here is the 2021 CV Drill, Masks to enter, off when sitting. There is a wall mounted Thermometer…

It had been a while since I visited Torpedoes. I dont care for it much since I have not had much luck interacting with any of the girls (i.e., no lap dances, no bar chat,…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon to check out the lunchtime staff working and grab a bite to eat. I parked at one of the metered spots on the street just past the train station…

This is a large bar. No cover which was nice. After you walk in there are pool tables to your left on the second level - along with the bathrooms. Also…

My local favorite spot. Been many times and always have a good time. Almost always have at least two girls to my liking. Good variety of girls, in the past was mostly east…

I came here last night because on Tuesdays they have 2 lapdances for $25. No cover. Showed up around 10 pm and stayed til almost 1am. The vibe is very chill and everyone seemed friendly.…

Despite my ratings, I like Torpedos. It is a no frills go-go bar with food. I parked my car and did my normal thing, come in, sit down, get a beer and take in what…

Probably my 3rd or 4th time here, 1st on a Tuesday. 2 for $25 private dances is a great value as you get full song and decent roaming with most girls. I can’t…

It's probably been 5 - 10 years since my last visit here. Visited on a Thursday at about 1:30pm. Parked in the street with metered parking so bring some quarters with you. The bartender…