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Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805

Reviews

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published 1 yr ago
Good fun with older blondes
reviewed by
domedfun

7.0

A good variety of dancers on this visit - all Latina with a mix of shapes and sizes. In some cases you should be ready to use Google Translate to navigate the conversation. Dancers do…

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published 1 yr ago
Skimmers, Slimmers, but no Swimmers
reviewed by
ChampionOfAura

6.7

No entry charge. Friday evening, plenty of girls most average but a few good lookers and a few ugly bitches.

Everyone skimmed a couple bucks off the top, when I got change, when I bought drinks…

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published 1 yr ago
Sunday ok
reviewed by
daydrunk 1993

6.7

Big bar square bar with plenty of space. Two pool tables. AC wasn't working that great. It was kinda hot and a little smelly. I think I counted 12 dancers. More than half were latin…

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published 1 yr ago
I Can’t Understand Why Anyone Would Choose To Go Here
reviewed by
Cjersey3540

4.0

Literally can’t understand what anyone would choose to go here. It’s worse and pretty much every way that I can think of than any place that surrounds it. I suppose if you are in walking…

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published 1 yr ago
Brazilian dive bar | nothing special
reviewed by
Grjax

5.0

Pulled in too the front and luckily a spot was open. It’s on the main road. Not sure where other parking options are.

No cover simple id check.

Huge bar around the main stage. 4 poles…

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published 1 yr ago
Not a destination club
reviewed by
fermion18

6.0

Dropped in on Delilah’s in Manville but it looked utterly dead so drove to Torpedos instead. This dive bar is right on the main strip. I parked on the street near the train station and…

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published 1 yr ago
Get Paris Before She’s Gone!
reviewed by
Llappers

7.0

Went in to torpedos, parked as usual in the train parking lot behind the club. Paid the $4 using the app and avoided any dumb problems with tickets or tows like some have dealt with,…

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published 1 yr ago
Not bad for daytime
reviewed by
Rastarustic

6.3

I visited a few times during the day shift recently (between 2 and 5). The bar is a big square with plenty of seating. Very quiet atmosphere. Two dancers on stage at a time. Dollar…

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published 1 yr ago
Daisy - not a very good lap dancer. Too bad!
reviewed by
Llappers

6.0

This has been one of my favorite places generally lately but the dance I had this time was definitely not worthwhile.

Arrived around 9 PM which is not always a great time to arrive. There…

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published 1 yr ago
Not bad for a Sunday
reviewed by
Boomz

5.7

Entered late on Sunday night. Bar is a large rectangle. Plenty of small tvs and a few large screens to watch tge game. Weird smell coming from bathroom. Even though I was far away from…

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published 1 yr ago
Another solid visit
reviewed by
Llappers

8.3

Had the opportunity for a quick drop in to Torpedos, one of my favorite bars of late. Parked in the train station, paid for the parking for the quick and easy exit afterward, and walked…

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published 1 yr ago
Monday afternoon with Shakira dupe
reviewed by
Flippete

6.0

Had an hour to burn before having to head home so I stopped in to see what was happening. Parking on a main st but definitely lots of spots around.

Upon entering the layout is…