Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Visited the club on a Friday night. Parked on the street as there is no dedicated lot. Located in the middle of town near restaurants and other shops. Walk in - there is an ID check - but there is no cover to enter the club itself. It is about...

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon as I was in the area for work. In a downtown area with street parking all around so no issues there. Walked in to a large U shaped bar with about 10 patrons there. There was a pool table on a higher area but...

I will mesh two Saturday visits together. I had been meaning to stop by Torpedos for a while, as a young Brazilian I had become friendly with up north had been going there for a while. So, a couple weeks ago I finally stopped by, and I was pleasantly surprised...

Tuesday afternoon after a long break I was in the area so I visited. I used to go there frequently but couldn't recognize any of the girls. A few hot girls sitting with their regulars and sugar dads. It is a mystery to me that all the girls change yet...

I was back in the area for a meeting so decided to check out Torpedoes. I hadn't been there since 2018 and it's gone down hill. As you walk in the DJ both is on the right and there is a long rectangular bar in front of you with...

I went twice. Once on a weeknight and once on a Saturday. I will touch on both visits. The parking sucks. No parking lot and you have to park on the street with metered parking. I went at night so I believe it was past when you had to put...

Let me make this quick and simple Torpedos is a very basic, terribly ran club with the laziest dancers in the world and a TERRIBLE dollar parade. As a person who used to go here frequently due to it being so close to my house I once had a spot...

I was in North Jersey on business and figured I'd check out a new spot. This was 10 min from my meeting so that is why I chose this place as opposed to other North Jersey places.

The place is pretty large and on a busy street. I got...

Stopped in for the first time in a long time around 3:30. Bit of change since I was last in. Little cleaner, less odor, better overall experience. Walk in the bar/stage is strait ahead. Dark to the right. Left is pool tables and a bit brighter. Can sit at...

Visited mid-afternoon a few weeks ago on a Wednesday or Thursday. There were probably 5-8 customers around the bar and maybe 5-10 girls working. Seemed that mostly latinas were working although there may have been some Russians as well. hard for me to tell purely by the accents.

The...

A spa in NJ was kind to me last week so I figured I’d try the strip clubs here in NJ. There is street parking with a meter but it was broken so fortunately I didn’t have to search for change. I went on a Thursday and it was pretty...

Was in the area and decided to stop by out of desperation. Stripclub scene is dying in central Nj.

Torpedos is on a Main Street in Bound Brook. Parking during the day sucks, metered parking on the street! Haven’t had to deal with that in NJ for years. The building...

Bound Brook, NJ. I had just come from nearby Delilah's Den 5 minutes away. I found parking on the street. Doesn't look like there's a lot but at night you should be good, there were plenty of spots. I walk in, no cover. Big bar on the right, stage in...

I had a bad month or two so I have stopped in a handful of times lately. Usually on my way home from work. I understand that 7pm to 8pm is not prime-time. I understand that dancers are just starting their shifts and there's not a large crowd, but that...

Was in the area and decided to give this place a shot despite the less than stellar reviews.

Pulled up and this place is right in a downtown location with easy street parking (free at the time) Looks underwhelming from outside. Walked right in and sat at the bar. Bartender...

I've reviewed Torpedoes before the pandemic, but I was curious to see how it fared after the pandemic.

Not surprisingly, I did not recognize any of the dancers. The current set seem to be mostly Brazilian. They varied in energy, dance ability, and what they were willing to show, though generally,...

I haven't been here in a quite some time. My brother told me that it's back to normal after Covid so I had high expectations. I stopped in real quick last week and had a bad experience. I asked a girl for a dance. She said, "let me change first"...

I visit often and there's been a big change in atmosphere since Covid. This place used to be a great time, but has been a big disappointment lately.
Positives-
The prices are good. $4-5 for a domestic bottle. $20 for a dance. Bartenders are always friendly and on point. Don't...

Like many of you, this was my first post Covid visit. I was in the area around 4:30 on a hot Saturday afternoon. Had never been to this place prior to this visit. Its right on the Main street in Bound Brook, with pretty easy access from...

So, I used to work in the area 5 to 6 years ago and frequented this place at lunch time. Food was decent. I just started working in the area again and figured I'd stop in and see how if any of it has changed. Same set...

First post covid to any club for me. No cover to get in, just a temperature check on the wall and ID check this Friday afternoon at 5 PM. There was bar seating with the plastic dividers hanging to separate the bar and the stage. Dancers wore masks but customers...

OK, I have not been here in over 10 years. Unlikely I'll be back in another 10. Here is the 2021 CV Drill, Masks to enter, off when sitting. There is a wall mounted Thermometer you put your head up next to to make sure you are OK. There are...

It had been a while since I visited Torpedoes. I dont care for it much since I have not had much luck interacting with any of the girls (i.e., no lap dances, no bar chat, nothing). Just the dollar parade, often with girls taking 2 laps in between song...

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon to check out the lunchtime staff working and grab a bite to eat. I parked at one of the metered spots on the street just past the train station and headed over to the front door. No bouncer or door fee during the day...

This is a large bar. No cover which was nice. After you walk in there are pool tables to your left on the second level - along with the bathrooms. Also on the second level is the lap dance area - which was mentioned on here...