Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805

Skimmers, Slimmers, but no Swimmers

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ChampionOfAura
Jun 27, 2024, 10:44 PM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Friday Evening

No entry charge. Friday evening, plenty of girls most average but a few good lookers and a few ugly bitches.

 

Everyone skimmed a couple bucks off the top, when I got change, when I bought drinks - always 2 bucks missing - guaranteeing themselves tips, guess the clientelle is cheap like that. Drinks are 9 but then another bartender told me ten for a shot of patron. Poured extremely light. The woman who told me 9, I gave a 20 she gave me back 9 THATS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT SHE MEANT lol. I'm usually a generous tipper, but when I asked the guy sitting next to me he shrugs and is like "yea, that's how it works here" so I left a buck here and there.

 

Dances are timed, but still good mileage, I was able to touch everywhere, she was very sexy, but need to be discrete because there is visibility to the bouncer who’s timing. Though he seemed chill as long as you don’t pull your dick out or something (I assume) Also - 20 bucks gets you exactly 3 minutes regardless of song length. The vip booths are a bit awkward, visible from the entry to the lap dance room and a bit elevated with boards along the bottom covering your bottom half but still :/ The deal isn’t bad though 100/20 minutes.

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