Skimmers, Slimmers, but no Swimmers

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

I like this place. I like the giant mansion, I like the layout with the upstairs and downstairs areas. I like the bunch of stages. I like the little cave area where you can hideout…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

When I got there it was quite busy, lots of dudes, and a handful of women. Some being loved on on stage with dollar tips and finger tips. Some walking around strutting their stuff walking…

Frenchy's

Cataño

Rolled in around 11 PM with a $20 cover, though the guy at the door definitely sounded like he said “twenty-four.” Handed over a $25 bill, and he just pocketed the extra without a word—apparently assuming…

Pulled up to Torpedo’s on a Thursday afternoon just to see what the daytime vibe was like. Parking was easy you could just do it on the street in front of the club and getting…

Situated on the main drag of Bound Brook, Torpedo's has easy parking at night and a hard-to-miss sign on the outside of the building. This was my first ever visit here but it certainly won't…

Parking: there is either street parking or the commuter lot. Not sure about if you have to pay if in the commuter lot. I used the EV charging which was a little…

Good solid bar with a view. Veronica (maybe Vanessa) took the stage with a greenish yellow bikini that was very tight at the bottom. She is a bit tall brunette with long hair and nice…