The House

3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

The House Reviews

• review

  23 days ago
  Just Blowing Some Steam

  Wanted to blowoff some steam after dealing with stress from work. Went to a couple of different cocktail bars in the area; then finally ended up heading to The House right at opening. Since...
  BigYansh69
• review

  a month ago
  Went on a Friday night, high entrance fees, subpar talent

  We went on a Friday night late night. Had to be close to midnight but I believe just minutes before. Parking has to be done around the corner from the club; there are...
  rickmacrodong
  Comments: 1

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  23 days ago

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  BigYansh69
• review

  2 months ago
  Wednesday Night on Georgia Ave

  Stopped by the House on a recent Wednesday. $20 cover and supposed to be a two drink minimum but didn't seem strictly enforced. I did get a couple of $8 beers though during my...
  RidgeRacer
  Comments: 1

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  23 days ago

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  BigYansh69
• review

  5 months ago
  "Stripclub 'SOUTHSTYLE'"

  Titled my review because Darrell, the owner of the spot, loves to call his establishment a 'Southstyle' stripclub. While not a gentleman's club with sitdown food, quiet place to talk/have meetings, etc, it's always...
  BigYansh69
  Comments: 3

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  21 days ago

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  Jascoi
• review

  8 months ago
  Best Club in DC

  The house is my favorite place and let me tell you why. First the dancers are amazing and not afraid to take off their clothes to show their amazing bodies. You want big tits?...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  8 months ago
  This ain’t the White House… Black House Boys

  Where to start? You get to the door and security guard dressed in all black looking like he means business. Said walk in and pay $20 to the glass hole to the right. I...
  MrWorldwide
  Comments: 1

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  a month ago

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  RellyRell
• review

  a year ago
  Hotter than most DC clubs, but it is still a DC club

  I stopped by the House as I was passing through DC on my way to Atlanta. Street parking is easy to find and I arrived around 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. Paid the $25 cover...
  Sammy63

  YMMV
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  Rod8432
• review

  2 years ago
  First visit to the House

  I visited the House for the first time. It was a Saturday, and after midnight. The cover was $40. When I walked in, I saw a lot of girls (at least compared to the...
  alavahn888
• review

  3 years ago
  Solo Trip to the House

  I decided to visit the House nightclub under no provocation or recommendation dolo after a Friday night out traversing the infamous U street with a group of friends. This was my first time. I...
  cameronc
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  ebonyplayboy
• review

  3 years ago
  Over priced not that great

  This club was far from cheap. Good security beautiful dancers, but the cover charge was $40 you have to get singles via cash app from the bar they take 10% and the drinks are...
  Cleotrap
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  funonthaside
• review

  3 years ago
  An Interesting Evening At The House

  The House had been on my bucket list for quite a while and via their FB page I determined they were open. So off I went on Saturday March 6. Parking is...
  Oliver_Clothesoff_66

  Maryland
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  brutus85
• review

  3 years ago
  Pandemic altered my experience.

  I’ve been to the house previously (back in 2018) and it was pretty good. Decided to make my way back to DC because the clubs were closed (and still are) in NYC. I went...
  Teetop
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  Oliver_Clothesoff_66
• review

  4 years ago
  The House, not what it used to be...

  I really don't know what the owner/manager is thinking. I followed the club on IG and noticed that he was talking alot about the club being open and the quality of the girls and...
  yrmac02

  Florida
  Comments: 1

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  4 years ago

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  yrmac02
• review

  4 years ago
  Very different due to new rules.

  I was in DC for work and I saw that the house was open that Saturday for the first time since COVID. First change is the hours, as they close at 12pm now. Yes...
  Darknight1

  Michigan
• review

  4 years ago
  Upfront

  I am the type that sits upfront on the stage and tips. This is a good club for that since there are three stages, and even though it was a Thursday night, the...
  Circle1979

  California
  Comments: 1

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  4 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
• review

  5 years ago
  Plenty of action at the back stage

  There was action everywhere - on the side stages, on the main stage, in and around the seating area, although less in the private dance area. The place seemed to be filled w dancers...
  PapaCherrie

  Idaho
• review

  5 years ago
  See everything in glorious technicolor with no pressure for dances

  I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The cover was...
  Sammy63

  YMMV
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  Sammy63
• review

  5 years ago
  Ciroc Wednesday

  I arrived at the club Wednesday night between 10 and 11. At the door I was told that it was Ciroc Wednesday and I could either pay $25 cover that includes a bottle...
  johndough20020

  Maryland
• review

  5 years ago
  A suprisingly nasty night at the House

  I made another visit to the House to see if I could break a few bad experiences I have had a 2 clubs recently. See my reviews of 4 Mile in Bluff Siding, WI...
  Sammy63

  YMMV
  Comments: 4

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  5 years ago

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  Sammy63
• review

  5 years ago
  Not my night

  Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown. Here’s why... First,...
  Hank Moody

  I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
  Comments: 6

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  5 years ago

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  Soth101
• review

  5 years ago
  Not Impressed

  Street parking is pretty tight and unrestricted on weekends and after 8:30 on weekdays. I managed to get a parking spot right next to the club though. As I entered the club...
  johndough20020

  Maryland
  Comments: 3

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  5 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
• review

  5 years ago
  Late Night Fun Near Adams Morgan

  I am not familiar with all the clubs in the DMV (DC Maryland Virginia), but AFAIK this is the only black in the city. I went to this club after a midnight visit to some...
  mikeym

  Mostly in Florida
• review

  5 years ago
  Washington DC Trip - TR 2 of 3

  ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a pretty-long wordy review of a black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part of a...
  Papi_Chulo

  Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
  Comments: 9

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  5 years ago

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  Darkblue999
• review

  5 years ago
  The House is a unique DC club...there's decent mileage!

  This was my third visit to the House. Please see my other reviews to get a feel for the place. I arrived around 9pm. Girls were dancing on each stage, but there were not...
  Sammy63

  YMMV
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  Sammy63
• review

  5 years ago
  Must go in DC!

  My girl and I go to strip clubs all the time. This is our go to spot! Drinks and cover is what should be expected. $20 to get in. Think Henny and coke was...
  lexliu
  Comments: 11

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  5 years ago

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  Sammy63