The House Reviews

The House is not your normal DC club. More on that in a minute.

I arrived on a Thursday around 9:30. The cover was $20, and after a casual pat down, the bartender encourages you to go directly to the bar and buy a drink. I always oblige. He looks like...

Arrived at The House around 1130pm on Friday night, during the snow. I parked across the street, ...on a side street at a diagonal from the front of the club.

I would like to share on my last visit a a couple of months ago ago, I arrived at 830pm...

I visited "The House" about two weeks ago, and it was about 7/10. Overall great talent and friendly girls, who will immediatley start trying to earn your business the moment you walk through the door. It was a Saturday night, so cover was about 25, and they have...

I went to The House on Friday, after midnight, around 130 am. It took about 15 minutes to find a parking spot on the street. I found a spot on a side street about a block and a half away from the club. It looked like a working class neighborhood.

I...

Haven't been to The House on a weekday in a while, so I poked my head in on a Wednesday.

Standard entrance procedure: Enter first set of doors, pay $20 cover with tip to window girl. Through the second set of doors to the main floor. Greeted security guard and...

I arrived at the House on a Thursday evening around 9:30. It has no parking lot, but street parking is usually very easy to find. I entered and was greeted by a security guard who told me Thursdays are now a $10 entry fee and all drinks are $10. And,...

Wanted to blowoff some steam after dealing with stress from work. Went to a couple of different cocktail bars in the area; then finally ended up heading to The House right at opening.

Since I know the folks well over there, no pat down, just a greeting from the security...

We went on a Friday night late night. Had to be close to midnight but I believe just minutes before. Parking has to be done around the corner from the club; there are some townhouse buildings that have a big parking lot available plus street parking running down the...

Stopped by the House on a recent Wednesday. $20 cover and supposed to be a two drink minimum but didn't seem strictly enforced. I did get a couple of $8 beers though during my time there. There are three stages one big one, two smaller on the sides. You can...

Titled my review because Darrell, the owner of the spot, loves to call his establishment a 'Southstyle' stripclub. While not a gentleman's club with sitdown food, quiet place to talk/have meetings, etc, it's always been a fun late night spot that caters to the historic African-American DC communities of Shaw...

The house is my favorite place and let me tell you why. First the dancers are amazing and not afraid to take off their clothes to show their amazing bodies. You want big tits? They have it! BIG ASS? They have that too. Natural girls, BBL girls and Slim girls...

Where to start? You get to the door and security guard dressed in all black looking like he means business. Said walk in and pay $20 to the glass hole to the right. I was like “oh boy they ain’t patting down tonight” but I was wrong. After I paid,...

I stopped by the House as I was passing through DC on my way to Atlanta. Street parking is easy to find and I arrived around 7:30 on a Tuesday evening.

Paid the $25 cover (ouch) and received a light pat down. The security guy encouraged me to go to the...

I visited the House for the first time. It was a Saturday, and after midnight. The cover was $40.

When I walked in, I saw a lot of girls (at least compared to the Body Shop, for example). Lots of 7s and 8s, but also some 5s and 6s.

When...

I decided to visit the House nightclub under no provocation or recommendation dolo after a Friday night out traversing the infamous U street with a group of friends. This was my first time. I took the train but this area of Georgia Ave has a decent amount of street parking...

This club was far from cheap. Good security beautiful dancers, but the cover charge was $40 you have to get singles via cash app from the bar they take 10% and the drinks are like $15 each. I went with a date and by the time I sat down I...

The House had been on my bucket list for quite a while and via their FB page I determined they were open. So off I went on Saturday March 6. Parking is hit-or-miss. I was fortunate to find a space about a block and a half away...

I’ve been to the house previously (back in 2018) and it was pretty good. Decided to make my way back to DC because the clubs were closed (and still are) in NYC. I went back in October so there may be changes but I wouldn’t waste my time going back...

I really don't know what the owner/manager is thinking. I followed the club on IG and noticed that he was talking alot about the club being open and the quality of the girls and whatnot. To start, it cost $35 at the door. That covered 2 drinks. Inside it's...

I was in DC for work and I saw that the house was open that Saturday for the first time since COVID. First change is the hours, as they close at 12pm now. Yes they are indoors but you have to have a mask to enter and the ladies are...

I am the type that sits upfront on the stage and tips. This is a good club for that since there are three stages, and even though it was a Thursday night, the club kept girls on all three stages most of the time. Sometimes more than one...

There was action everywhere - on the side stages, on the main stage, in and around the seating area, although less in the private dance area. The place seemed to be filled w dancers - almost all of them Black, most of them hot and very interactive w the customers....

I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The cover was $10, and the bouncer encouraged me to buy a drink. I got a Corona for $5.00.

The...

I arrived at the club Wednesday night between 10 and 11. At the door I was told that it was Ciroc Wednesday and I could either pay $25 cover that includes a bottle of Ciroc or I could pay a $20 cover and buy whatever I wanted at the...

I made another visit to the House to see if I could break a few bad experiences I have had a 2 clubs recently. See my reviews of 4 Mile in Bluff Siding, WI and Lady Vi's in Superior, WI. Ouch.

The cover was $20 on this Wednesday evening. I arrived...