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review
11 days ago
Fun at "The House"
I visited "The House" about two weeks ago, and it was about 7/10. Overall great talent and friendly girls, who will immediatley start trying to earn your business the moment you walk through...
ThroawayJ
review
2 months ago
Decent experience on Friday night
I went to The House on Friday, after midnight, around 130 am. It took about 15 minutes to find a parking spot on the street. I found a spot on a side street about...
packin
nomad
review
3 months ago
Panning For Gold, But No Luck
Haven't been to The House on a weekday in a while, so I poked my head in on a Wednesday. Standard entrance procedure: Enter first set of doors, pay $20 cover with tip to...
BigYansh69
review
4 months ago
Still the best club in DC, but not as nasty as it used to be on this visit
I arrived at the House on a Thursday evening around 9:30. It has no parking lot, but street parking is usually very easy to find. I entered and was greeted by a security guard...
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4 months ago
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funonthaside
Sammy63
YMMV
review
5 months ago
Just Blowing Some Steam
Wanted to blowoff some steam after dealing with stress from work. Went to a couple of different cocktail bars in the area; then finally ended up heading to The House right at opening. Since...
BigYansh69
review
6 months ago
Went on a Friday night, high entrance fees, subpar talent
We went on a Friday night late night. Had to be close to midnight but I believe just minutes before. Parking has to be done around the corner from the club; there are...
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5 months ago
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BigYansh69
rickmacrodong
review
6 months ago
Wednesday Night on Georgia Ave
Stopped by the House on a recent Wednesday. $20 cover and supposed to be a two drink minimum but didn't seem strictly enforced. I did get a couple of $8 beers though during my...
Comments: 2
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4 months ago
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RidgeRacer
RidgeRacer
review
10 months ago
"Stripclub 'SOUTHSTYLE'"
Titled my review because Darrell, the owner of the spot, loves to call his establishment a 'Southstyle' stripclub. While not a gentleman's club with sitdown food, quiet place to talk/have meetings, etc, it's always...
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5 months ago
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Jascoi
BigYansh69
review
a year ago
Best Club in DC
The house is my favorite place and let me tell you why. First the dancers are amazing and not afraid to take off their clothes to show their amazing bodies. You want big tits?...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
a year ago
This ain’t the White House… Black House Boys
Where to start? You get to the door and security guard dressed in all black looking like he means business. Said walk in and pay $20 to the glass hole to the right. I...
Comments: 1
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6 months ago
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RellyRell
MrWorldwide
review
a year ago
Hotter than most DC clubs, but it is still a DC club
I stopped by the House as I was passing through DC on my way to Atlanta. Street parking is easy to find and I arrived around 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. Paid the $25 cover...
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a year ago
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Rod8432
Sammy63
YMMV
review
2 years ago
First visit to the House
I visited the House for the first time. It was a Saturday, and after midnight. The cover was $40. When I walked in, I saw a lot of girls (at least compared to the...
alavahn888
review
3 years ago
Solo Trip to the House
I decided to visit the House nightclub under no provocation or recommendation dolo after a Friday night out traversing the infamous U street with a group of friends. This was my first time. I...
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3 years ago
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ebonyplayboy
cameronc
review
3 years ago
Over priced not that great
This club was far from cheap. Good security beautiful dancers, but the cover charge was $40 you have to get singles via cash app from the bar they take 10% and the drinks are...
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a year ago
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funonthaside
Cleotrap
review
4 years ago
An Interesting Evening At The House
The House had been on my bucket list for quite a while and via their FB page I determined they were open. So off I went on Saturday March 6. Parking is...
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3 years ago
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brutus85
Oliver_Clothesoff_66
Maryland
review
4 years ago
Pandemic altered my experience.
I’ve been to the house previously (back in 2018) and it was pretty good. Decided to make my way back to DC because the clubs were closed (and still are) in NYC. I went...
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4 years ago
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Oliver_Clothesoff_66
Teetop
review
4 years ago
The House, not what it used to be...
I really don't know what the owner/manager is thinking. I followed the club on IG and noticed that he was talking alot about the club being open and the quality of the girls and...
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4 years ago
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yrmac02
yrmac02
Florida
review
4 years ago
Very different due to new rules.
I was in DC for work and I saw that the house was open that Saturday for the first time since COVID. First change is the hours, as they close at 12pm now. Yes...
Darknight1
Michigan
review
5 years ago
Upfront
I am the type that sits upfront on the stage and tips. This is a good club for that since there are three stages, and even though it was a Thursday night, the...
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5 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
Circle1979
California
review
5 years ago
Plenty of action at the back stage
There was action everywhere - on the side stages, on the main stage, in and around the seating area, although less in the private dance area. The place seemed to be filled w dancers...
PapaCherrie
Idaho
review
5 years ago
See everything in glorious technicolor with no pressure for dances
I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The cover was...
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5 years ago
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Sammy63
Sammy63
YMMV
review
5 years ago
Ciroc Wednesday
I arrived at the club Wednesday night between 10 and 11. At the door I was told that it was Ciroc Wednesday and I could either pay $25 cover that includes a bottle...
johndough20020
Maryland
review
5 years ago
A suprisingly nasty night at the House
I made another visit to the House to see if I could break a few bad experiences I have had a 2 clubs recently. See my reviews of 4 Mile in Bluff Siding, WI...
Comments: 4
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5 years ago
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Sammy63
Sammy63
YMMV
review
5 years ago
Not my night
Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown. Here’s why... First,...
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5 years ago
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Soth101
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
review
5 years ago
Not Impressed
Street parking is pretty tight and unrestricted on weekends and after 8:30 on weekdays. I managed to get a parking spot right next to the club though. As I entered the club...
Comments: 3
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5 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
johndough20020
Maryland