The DMV scene is not dead....
Well, The stars finally aligned for me to be able to hit up the "famous" or "infamous" House. I've heard about this club and have been trying for years to get out here. I tend to hit my spots in the afternoon and the House, because of operating hours and location, is pretty much out of my zone. Anyway....I was in the area on business and we concluded early, so I hit the club around eight pm. Parking wasn't great, but I was able to find a space about a block and a half away. The neighborhood is pretty cool...a few open air sports bars and with two local teams in the playoffs there were plenty of people around...so it definitely felt safer than most of the other spots that I hit up in the DMV. I got in the club, paid my 10 spot, got searched and was told I had to get my drink (there is a drink minimum). The bouncer (by the way was probably the friendliest one I've ever met) gave me the quick and dirty layout of the club, chairs (free to sit), couches ($25 to sit) and some elevated lounge areas (? Don't know the prices on those). Overall layout is pretty spacious.
I hit the bar and the bar maid was pretty cute (as usual). I noticed she had on a tight outfit with fishnets (I initially thought she was a dancer) and a top that had given up the fight trying to hold back some beautiful chocolate breasts...I saw nipple ( to my delight). I got my drink, she was flirty...so I tipped her...instead to just taking the money...she grabbed it with those beautiful tits, massaging them on my hand in the process. I was already feeling good about the night.
There is a main stage with a pole (center of the club) and two smaller stages (on left and right). All three had dancers. I would say they were 6-8 (cute nice asses..only one had big tits). I got up close to one....fine dark skin honey, fully nude. She danced close to me showing all her beautifulness...I threw down a couple of $$$ and headed to my seat.
I copped a spot near the far right stage next to the jukebox ( this is a problem cuz between songs there is a dead silence if the box ain't fed). There were two dancers milling around. One had a killer body and fully nude...full breast, round curvy ass, light skin. The other was very slim no breast, nice shapely ass and was wearing a see through outfit. The one thing I will say about the House, that I haven't seen in a long time...The dancers were PERSONABLE!!!!!! I will take a personable 5-6 over a mean spirited... conceited.... Or "wanna dance" zombie any day!
The ladies told me they had to go because of some rule about dancing with customers on the floor while dancers being on the stage.
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