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Face it: the 1-10 scale for stripper attractiveness is busted. Everyone has a different yardstick, some scale 1-10 linearly, some scale it exponentially. 1-10 ratings of stripper attractiveness are a disaster.

A more promising metric still…

I saw one of my Phoenix faves last week, and she had recently returned from Cancun, sporting some amazing tan lines! This girl’s body is already near perfection, and I thought the tan…

So I went to a club the other night and this girl comes over and starts talking to me, promising a good time if we do a VIP. I told her that I always…

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Old man with a bum leg, needs a cane. Fair enough.

Paraplegic is going to be needing a wheelchair to get around. What it is.

Some folks need a little bit a help, they need a handicap.…

Title couldn’t say it all.

"Don't worry about what people say behind your back…

They are the people who a re finding faults in your life instead of fixing the faults in their own life."

I’m curious what cities generally provide the best strip club value. Define that as attractive dancers and good mileage at reasonable prices. It doesn’t have to be all clubs in the city, but at least…

I’ll be in there area watching football at the bars might need some halftime entertainment. where is the best place for Mileage? All responses are appreciated. Have a great day.

Has anyone else noticed that during the summer some dayshift regulars are rarely there?

Some of my favorite dancers that are M-F during the day are rarely in during the summer.

Wtf?

I am wondering in your own words what are some states and / or cities that have some or all of the right ingredients for having a truly kickass strip club scene but for whatever…

Does anyone get disgusted by the actions of these strippers?

Some are just rawdogging so many guys.
Others swallowing 10-12 loads a day.

Some are doing otc play. Doing gangbangs. Bare anal. Receiving Golden Showers.…

So has anyone been in yet? I didn't have time while I was up their last night playing poker with friends. Also surprised the site hasn't listed it on here yet.

Has anyone done this. When I’m with a whore and she insists on wearing a condom I usually have my own but poke tiny holes in them to make them rip and get the sex…

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@twentyfive is abusing your board by posting personal attacks on otherwise well-regarded articles. I share the following comment on an article for the entire board to see:

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I am retaliating because the author of this…

I was running an errand today, and the guy who was helping me had a simple band ring on the right finger of his left hand. But it was dull green. Since senility…

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Lots of the reviews for the Las Vegas scene seem to be rather dull. Anyone got insights on which clubs in vegas offer extras? Not interested in going to a brothel out of town.

As the title says, I accidently bought a year-long membership. I meant to buy one month. How do I correct this?

Just did it 5 minutes ago.

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A friend sent me this and I thought I'd share. @Devanteyaps is apparently a real gooner and knows his shit. Don't think I've ever seen such in depth analysis of porn stars before 😂

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Thanks for all the comments on Seattle clubs, especially Pandora's. Last question, I'll only be there once, some time between Friday night, and Sunday. Best dancer available then? Will my chances at night or weekend…

Particularly, for an afternoon or early evening visit during the week.

I’ll be in the area soon and am interested in checking out the block both for sheer entertainment/relaxation (like any club visit) and also…

They are cheaper. More reliable. Usually only do coke or drink.
Much more willing to please.

Why are they cheaper?

Who writes the best reviews.
I like funny reviews with details.