That reminds me of the 90-year-old who went to his doctor for a check up and when the doctor asked him how things are going, he said, "Just great, I married a 25-year old woman and we have sex twice a day." The doctor, completely shocked, said, "Aren't you worried about a heart attack?" The old gent shrugged and with a wry smile, said, "If she dies, she dies."
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 90-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the large age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."
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