Tell us your motto to live by. Mine is easy and I even made it up meself: Great sex requires two showers; one before and one after. What's yours?
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Tell us your motto to live by. Mine is easy and I even made it up meself: Great sex requires two showers; one before and one after. What's yours?
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When it comes to going to strip clubs it is "nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m."
^The day my Dad told me that nothing good ever happens after midnight and don't bring weed to Fort Lauderdale Beach; I responded "I know what I am doing". What I was doing was appearing in Court on Easter Sunday in handcuffs and leg chains, chained to other people and missing a midterm in the History of Mexico on Monday. I did get to see my original flight take off Sunday morning through the window in my cell.
@skibum609 Was this also the moment when you decided to become an attorney?
@sfrsox When I was 5 my parents took me to see the the kindergarten I would attend: Little Folk Farm. In the parking lot my entire academic career through law school was laid out by my father. I will never forgive him.
Your most valuable asset is your time. You can’t recycle it or recreate it. Once spent, it’s gone. Forever.
^ well said.
My motto has been eat drink and be married. Until 15 years ago. Then I understood I had it wrong. It's eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow we may die. Sooner or later. Or something like that.
Don't take stupid risks; you don't get a restart like in a video game, if you die doing something stupid.
That said,I honk on FL roads . . .
If it smells like rotten fish it isn't a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone!
Drive fast, smoke grass, eat ass
People vary.
And that's ok.
There are so many, because we have so much to do in life. For health: "Eat clean. Lift heavy. Fast often."
When faced with an ethical dilemma, I remember Robert E. Lee's thoughts at the Battle of Gettysburg: "There is a true Glory, and a true Honor. The Glory of duty done, and the Honor of the integrity of principle."
I think the most simple in theory is also the most difficult in practice: "Do the right thing, because it's the right thing do to."
Hunter S. Thompson said it best: "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow! What a Ride!’"
You only have one, and you won't get out of it alive. Live!
"It's tough to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys!"
Even though my name is not Francis, I still like, "Lighten up, Francis."
better to be alone than to be in bad company
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