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Disappointments

Let me ask, have you ever had a trip planned and checked out the reviews here on TUSCL and found a club that you were just had to check out, only to find out that the place is no longer…

impalaVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 16

juicy bitching about a small dick...hmmmm

Is that why my mom bought you a magnifying glass and tweezers for your b day?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 1

she shows me her pussy at the table !

Was clubbing last night and without a tip, dance or warning she layes back in her chair spreads eagle and pulls the panties back then says "$175 i suck your dick you pet miss kitty" Omg ! Talking about closing a…

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 1 11

turgid bonur tramp stamp

If you saw those words on a striper how hard would you laugh ?

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 2 5

you can break my penis

Seriousness lets stop talking like faggots

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 2 2

Preppy was a Nazi

Screech turned out to be the bad boy of the "Saved by the Bell" cast. But did you know Zack was a boy Nazi? http://www.boyactors.org.uk/actors/1021.jpg "Highway to Heaven" circa 1986

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 4

what if Fuzzy Holes CLOSED?

Where would juicego when he was in Johnson City Tennessee?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 3

some bitches dont get how to suck dick

I like good pressures from hard sucks Most retard chicks just barely nipple it Also just hold still and let me just face fuck you until she vomits up my dreams

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 3 3

i hate when a dancer talks during a lap dance

I mean really !? That is not the time to ask me questions about my life bitch your killing my boner

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 2 19

You can't break your penis!

Despite a claim in an earlier thread today - you can't break your penis. Most primates have a penis bone (baculum) but humans do NOT have a penis bone. Y'all Southern Baptists believe that God took a rib…

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 2

I didn't know Christopher Lee had passed away....

Another icon gone...Dracula, Saruman, Count Dooku .I liked him best in "The Wicker Man" (original)

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

with platinum plus Greenville SC basically gone will the $2 bill vanish as well

https://instagram.com/p/3zK38pNQbT/

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 2 3

What if Follies got CLOSED down ?

What is the game plain ? What is the 2nd best club to Follies ?

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 2 18

Yes. You can break your penis.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118857/Man-breaks-penis-falling-Chinese-taxi-motorbike-watching-pornography-phone-sat-driver-passenger.html

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 21

so did shadoe skeet break his dick ?

Seriously its obvious shadoe skeet is a faggot all he talks about is dicks

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 2 2

Taking ice to the arctic

may be analogous to what I did yesterday. I took a stripper to a strip club. I had told this very cute dancer at my favorite club about another club I sometimes visit, and she was interested in checking it…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 4

Lap Dances are Awesome

If you can get the "right" girl a true high mileage dance can be heaven next to a extra Damn had this big natural breasted beauty breast feed me while she hj my winky dinky...no LDK but damn just god damn....im…

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 4 4

Would you ever shave your ass?

If it would make you ldk and save you money on extras?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 6

The blurry line between erotic dance and art: A stripper parses a New York State

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/susan-shepard-blurry-line-erotic-dance-art-article-1.2252100

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

do you like your facial hair played with ?

I've got a zz top rockin currently and i just get turned on when des hoes play wit my hairy shit mane

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 3 2

Shadoe Skeet is a wanna be moderator

Lol title says it all about this faggot

just_the_nutsContributor11 yrs ago 1 2

Dumb Hypothetical Question #42

If you had to give up a body part what would you choose? Think only in relationship to strip clubs. (this is TUSCL not Oprah) A. Hands B. Tongue C. Eyes D. Your winky-dink What would you refuse to give up?

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 20

Convicts have good hustle like strippers

Dang! We think strippers have good hustle for emptying our wallets of a couple hundred bucks. That's nothing! The escaped convicts in NY sweet talked a married 57 y/o prison employee into helping them escape. Now that…

Lone_WolfVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 3

Is it just me, or...

...is anybody else getting the impression that JS69 is really Dougster?

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 23

What the heckbis she trying to say?

Can someone please translate for me. All o heard was wah wah wah wah...wah wah wah.... She does have one hell of a rack though https://youtu.be/b4gD6hV9rCs

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7
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