It seems that over the last couple of days; whenever I try to log into TUSCL; it takes me about 3 tries before it finally logs me in. At 1st I thought I may have been mistyping my log-in info; but…

A man who invited a woman home after meeting her at a strip club was robbed by his date and her two male friends, the Broward Sheriff's Office says. Appearing beaten and bruised, Eilan Taregan, 55, of Dania Beach still had…

Life time alimony? I didn't even know that existed anymore! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-26/jail-becomes-home-for-husband-stuck-with-lifetime-alimony.html

I was wearing a t-shirt that had a beaver with shaving cream all over it's face and the caption read "I love shaved beaver". This very cute, very young spinner asked me "Is beaver the same as pussy?" I don't…

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Good morning to one and all. I know that I ain't the only degenerate here that has noticed that lots of ladies like to name themselves after cars. I've gotten dances from a Maserati, a Lexus,…

The two clubs in Cleveland with the best dancer quality would have to be Hustler Club and Christie's Cabaret. I noticed a difference between the sales techniques when I visited both clubs this Saturday evening. At Christie's the dancers…

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In addition to cover charges being listed do you think it would be useful to know about parking or valet charges? This is an issue in some cities? For example for penthouse in Detroit: day cover $0 night cover $10-15 parking $7 and for Hustler…

I went to Follies in ATL. I saw a dance is going on in front of me. I found something small on the dancer's left ass. OMG it is Band-Aid. How do you feel getting a dance with a Band-Aid…

I noticed at Christie's in Cleveland that they had two girls working at the front desk each behind their own cash register to collect the cover charges. The nearby Hustler and Diamond's clubs only had one door girl.…

The Einstein I date told everyone in the gym that she was a "Entertainer", just so happens that one of the girls she told that to lives in my neighborhood.After a HOA party this evening I was approached by said…

In what other city's is FS or BJ's being offered in the clubs. I know only one area and that's Detroit. It got really big the last few years

Pondering a trip to Tijuana. Since I would be trekking from the East Coast, I'd probably stay a few days. Any suggestions/recommendations for where to stay - Tijuana or San Ysidro? Any tips (yes- I've read through the reviews…

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I would not recommend going to a club with an owl. I went last night... Me: I just had an awesome dance with Mercedes Owl: Hoo Me: Mercedes Owl: Hoo Me: Mercedes Owl: Hoo Me: Mercedes Owl: Hoo and so went…

I was talking to a "favorite" yesterday and she told me that she can't stand this one customer. He is so cheap that he wants FS for $100. She said I am in a relationship. I won't fuck anybody for…

So I popped on Tuscl today to flip through a few local clubs that I've been considering visiting to find that some jerk off had taken my review of the Ballpark Tavern from Yelp and posted it to TUSCL as…

1. She points he orgasmatron ray gun at you and shoots...even when you're alone. 2. She shows up at your door dressed like Powergirl...but she ain't Powergirl. 3. She alters reality to make you king of the world. 4. Flys…

I hate the current population drugs that seem to be popular in the clubs. Back in the day (15+ years ago), coke was popular in the clubs that I frequented in the northeast, which was not so bad…

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Yes or No

Alas...another potentially good thread degenerated rapidly into poo-flinging. This raises the question of "what does make a good thread?" However, this question actually has many different answers. The answer is obvious for a more serious thread. It is simply…

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