I kind of like it when, first, there's a big game I'm interested in going on on the television, and, second, a girl is willing to both let me watch the game (HELLO! like a girl has to be TOLD TO LET THE CUSTOMER DO WHAT HE WANTS!) and also is paying attention to me. For instance, she sits in my lap, fondles Mr. Happy a bit, doesn't demand that I pay attention to her as though there's "something wrong" with me if I don't make small talk, and basically cuddles up next to me to improve my game-watching experience.
It actually stuns me, that most strippers are stupid about NOT doing the above. The game is on, and down they descend on you, "Hi, hi, hello, look at me, what are you doing? Oh you're watching the game? Games are stupid you should look at me me me. Hey, look, titties, hey, why are you so lame?"
Why do we continually have to EXPLAIN to strippers, that their JOB is to ENTERTAIN US AND NOT VICE VERSA?