BJ: stripper or wino?

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
You go to a strip club hoping for at least a BJ. You know that it will cost a minimum of $20. Most likely $50-100. Just for the sake of argument.Why not just pick up a wino on the curb, buy him a $5.00 bottle of wine and let him suck your dick? Will your dick know the difference?

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founder
16 years ago
Your dick might not know the difference, but mine sure as hell will.
Yoda
16 years ago
Why don't you try it and let us know what you think...
BobbyI
16 years ago
The unemployed homosexual parodyman--> uses this line of reason all the time to try and convince passersby to support his "home based" business. Unfortunately, so far, only MisterGay has been fooled.
jgb133
16 years ago
Have you had to much to drink tonight or what? The mere thought of some male gendered wino slobbing my knob is not that appealing to me. As a matter of biological fact, I don't think there would be enough blood flow to get the job started let alone done. Please! use that imagination of yours for much better mind candy thoughts
Clubber
16 years ago
Couldn't figure the question, so I looked. Sorry I did! This is my nomination for worst topic ever!
jablake
16 years ago
Hi shadowcat,

Empirically, I can say that for *most* real men the answer is a definitive NO!!! Any orifice will do. Be it a female blubber blob or a male dick diver.

You seem to have a modicum of standards so you're outside the norm that I see. But, hey give it a shot if you wish to save some cash----I almost wholly reject the repetitive you get what you pay for mentality.

Anyhow, a disgusting blubber blob wanted to prove to me that looks were irrelevant. She is working and working and it seems like eternity and finally I get semi-hard. She proclaims victory. I correct her and elucidate that a hottie would have had me rock hard in seconds. She didn't believe, but a known-to-me hottie saunters by and I snag her and state that I need her hand for a couple seconds. Blubber blob learns the painful truth i.e. my dick needs hotties. :)
Book Guy
16 years ago
Never tried the wino at the curb, don't want to. I have tried "less physically attractive" women who are strippers / dancers / escorts, in certain circumstances. Generally, I find, older women who have been at the game a long time are actually quite good providers of certain services that benefit from "skill" (as distinguished from "attitude"). So, if you can STAND to look at and interact "intimately" with an older, saggier, less perky or pert, lady, you can probably get an excellent level of what your dick wants by seeking out some of the experienced gals.

Generally, all other things being equal, you might save money that way, too.

There are of course exceptions ...
shadowcat
16 years ago
Just jerking your chains. lol...
shadowcat
16 years ago
Does it matter?
arbeeguy
16 years ago
I thought a wino was always a male. Would you ever call a female a wino? Likewise a crack whore is always a female. would you ever call a male a crack whore?
shadowcat
16 years ago
Good points arbeeguy. I wasn't confused.
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