tuscl

Do you think Hefner is really having sex with the Girls Next Door?

bornloser
Florida
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 4:22 PM
I realize he has a live in doctor who knows all the current tricks of the trade, but I just can't see him boneing a couple of 20 somethings even using Viagra. The one named Kendra would literally fuck him to death.

15 comments

  • MisterGuy
    16 years ago
    I think a lot of it is just for show. Apparently, even his "relationship" with Holly is on the rocks now. The other two seem to like Hef, but I doubt that they have sex with him often. It's all in the body language when they interact.
  • wondergrl5
    16 years ago
    Doubt it. He lives in a separate wing. Thoughonly Holly lives with him He can barely keep his hand from shaking now its like sad. Besides kendra is dating a NFL star(hmmm money youth and vitality) which makes it seem like old hughey is a great stepping stone. And the girls are a great marketing ploy
  • Book Guy
    16 years ago
    I think the reason Hef is so teeter-tottery is that he's been getting BJs and doing his best to bone as many of his dumb-ass blondes as he can. Priorities, ya know ...
  • lopaw
    16 years ago
    He's a pathetic old fuck. Couldn't keep it up to save his life.
  • SuperDude
    16 years ago
    He's not the only one. I am sure they have others inside and outside the mansion to keep them satisfied.
  • Shekitout
    16 years ago
    Kendra is the one I wouldn't want to fuck-she's a bitch!
  • imnumnutz
    16 years ago
    Kendra? The horse faced one with the annoying laugh? She'd have to BEG me before I'd give her any satisfaction. I used to think Bridget was cute, and she WAS cute, but now she's really beginng to show some age. They're all whores anyway, they wouldn't stay with the old fart if he wasn't giving them hundreds of thousands of $$$, putting them on TV, etc. I prefer to remember Hef when he was bangin' Barbi Benton and a blond playmate named Christie somebody back in the 70s...he really was Mr. Cool back then.
  • shadowcat
    16 years ago
    I haven't looked at playboy magazine or any other magazines since I got my first computer. Magazines, newspapers, etc are toast.
  • Book Guy
    16 years ago
    They're all so FREAKISHLY tiny. I think in "real life" the ones who look "zaftig" in the magazines would actually be the most attractive, probably seemingly "small" by comparison to "normal" women even.
  • messagain
    16 years ago
    By the looks of him only in his dreams. They are a living proof that no matter how hot she is some guy is sick of her shit!! Holly and Kendra are really anoying.
  • jester214
    16 years ago
    A few years ago I think he was probably still givin it a shot, but I doubt he could even handle it anymore, he can barely walk around.
  • MisterGuy
    16 years ago
    "they wouldn't stay with the old fart if he wasn't giving them hundreds of thousands of $$$, putting them on TV, etc." They apparently all get a $1000/week paycheck.
  • Book Guy
    16 years ago
    But they get a clothing allowance, as long as it's for "bunny style" wear. And their partying is essentially 100% underwritten. I think, with his mansion, Hef has figured out how to put into practice, what most of us have at some point or other suspected about frivolous but beautiful young women -- that if you manage to take care of a few of their primary interests, the rest will be really quite simple to accommodate. He doesn't bother with giving them a big modeling contract or a whopping high salary. He just makes sure there are celebrities parading in and out of their lives, and they have a nice dorm to sleep in, and their party clothing and accessories are constantly replenished.
  • wondergrl5
    16 years ago
    He is very shaky lately. But lets be realistic he is drinking first thing in the morning so thats gotta be a reason too. As for it being from BJ's i doubt it on several occasions on the show he is asleep by 8 while the girls go out and party with young studs.
  • shadowcat
    16 years ago
    Does he use Viagra and condoms? I doubt that he can even get it up any more. He lived a full life but his business's did not keep up with the times. The internet has taken over.
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion