Turning seventy

I will be turning seventy this weekend. I am definitely at the point where the majority of the time I'm the oldest customer at the strip club. Is that a good thing? I think it may be. My mother, who lived to be eighty six, once said everyone she knew who retired and just sat in front of the television all day underwent a quick mental and physical decline. I try to do the same things people twenty years younger than me do, including visiting strip clubs when most people my age have stopped.