I will be turning seventy this weekend. I am definitely at the point where the majority of the time I'm the oldest customer at the strip club. Is that a good thing? I think it may be. My mother, who lived to be eighty six, once said everyone she knew who retired and just sat in front of the television all day underwent a quick mental and physical decline. I try to do the same things people twenty years younger than me do, including visiting strip clubs when most people my age have stopped.
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72 here, and happy to enjoy the occasional visit. Sometimes I might be the oldest, sometimes not.
Somehow I missed out on fondling a variety of shapely youngins in my youth, so I do it now. 😛
Happy Birthday in advance, and welcome to the septuagenarian club! You're only 14 yrs. behind the godfather! (shadowcat)
Happy birthday to all of you old guys. Keep going and spend all that Social Security, 401k and saving, no need to leave it to your kids. Enjoy yourself!
I'll be 69 in a few months so I too am always among the oldest at the club. Last 5 day vacation to see my 91 year old mom in Florida over the weekend resulted in 1 trip to Scarletts; 2 trips to the Porthole Pub; 2 Trips to Booby Trap Pompano and 4 trips to Cheetah Pompano. Pretty much the same trip I have been doing since 1977.
I like Chris Rock, but he gave poor advice about not being the old man in the club. It was just a joke. You know that fucker will be right there when he has gray hair, too.
Two? Trips to Porthole? Skibum is really slumming it
When I grow up, I wanna be just like yall
^^ I actually had a blast at the porthole. Found a seriously pretty spinner. Porthole knocked booby trap off the list and cheetah was the best its ever been.
weird
But yeah Booby Trap has gotten worse
Booby Trap literally had 2 dancers I found attractive on my 2 visits.
My regular club is mostly OGs during the day. Girls are mostly molfs, so still younger than most of the crowd.
Charlie Harper ( Two and a Half Men ) once said. " You are only as old as the girls that you feel. "
My drivers license says I"m turning 64 next month, but my sugar baby says that I"m only 36. Life's been good to me.
@Rightfield
That Chris Rick joke related to regular night club vs stripclubs. Being the old guy when everybody in the spot is in their 20’s and 30’s ain’t the most comfortable place.
As a dude that clubbed at regular dance clubs well into my 40’s, I would know!
Getting close to 70. I plan on hobbying for another couple of decades
Never thought about but I'm sure I've been the oldest customer in the SC quite a few times, especially in the evenings. It's hard to tell. There are guys in their 50s who look like they're 70 and guys who are 70 who looks like they're in their 50s. Never really been a problem. Dancers who don't engage with anybody or who are monopolized by regulars is the usual problem.
If you don't want to be the oldest person in the club, go to the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta. There are dancers older than you.
I celebrated my 70th birthday at Follies. The club comped my trip to the VIP room and I took 2 girls at the same time. That was the one and only time I ever took 2 at the same time. Now I just concentrate on quality rather than quantity.
I don't think that I have seen anybody older than me at any club recently. Looking forward to my 85th in January.
I’m trying to enjoy 69 as much as I can before my next birthday!
@azdd… i thought 69 was magical. now i’m 7 past it.
I never thought about it, but at 75 I am probably the oldest guy at my current favorite club. I have been going to strip clubs since before lap dances, so I just feel like a regular customer and don't notice anyone paying any attention to my age. I like young white spinners and although it is harder to find them now, seem more than willing to provide dances and take my money. Like an earlier poster in this discussion said, I,too, am making up for the lack of hot female attention in my youth. "Arrested Development " is what Freud called it, I believe. In any case , I will continue going without hesitation as long as I can find the spinners and as long as my body cooperates. If Shadowcat can keep at it in his 80's, I know I have something to look forward to.
@docsavage Never say never! I'm 69, I've cut way way back yet I still like to see naked ladies here and there.
@docsavage, a pre-emptive Happy Lappy Birthday!!!
@skibum609, I really hope you aren't visiting your mom at the clubs. ew
@azdd, are you enjoying the age 69, or as much 69 as you can muster before you hit that 70 mark?
All this coming from the bum perv turning 65 in just a few months.
^ My Mom is 91, but many years ago at a destination wedding, all the family went to the club with the groom. My Mom, Aunts, everyone. My Dad was a nudist, my Mom a feminist and we grew up without any hang ups about nudity or sex.
Generally, I'm probably the oldest at 75, but I bow to shadowcat's club longevity!
If you're the oldest guy in the club, you're probably there evenings. Try mid-afternoon. Mostly geezers (with some younger guys spending their working girlfriend's money).
For what's it's worth I still see plenty of boomer age customers out there. Not a rare thing to see at all across the country. What the hell else you gonna do? Clean the pool? Fuck it keep on trucking.
@PhantomGeek - both statements are true!
^^ Clean the pool? I have never cleaned it in the last 28 years. I refuse to open it, close it, but I will clean the filter basket today, but only because pool cleaner, opener, closer, took her Dad to the casino for the weekend. My wife is only 67, let her open, close and clean the pool while I m at the club....
Cheers to 70 years, man!
And honestly day shifts in my area the crowd are all older guys. So keep on rockin.
One good thing about getting older is your really don't give a sh*t about many things anymore, especially about being the oldest guy in a strip club.
I sure hope to still be at it when I reach the ages of you older guys, salute!
Happy Birthday doc!
i never thought i’d make it to 76. and yesterday i bought my first HD. making up for lost time! now i’m an official old fart!
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