I know ratings are subjective, but how do you rate? Do you start with 3 stars (a 6) and move up and down from there or something else. Reason I ask, I see reviews where mongers have a great time, say prices are reasonable and Rate 3 stars or less when I would expect higher. On the opposite side, I have seen complaints about women and costs at clubs and ratings of 4 stars. Do rate topless different than all nude? Just curious.
How do you rate?
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As a dancer recently told me, "What guys really want is clothes on the floor."
For me, anything that reduces the odds of that happening will deduct stars - high dance prices, snooty girls, stupid clothing rules, etc.
Instead of saying her face was an 8, say you loved her big eyes, button nose and full lips. Rating is so not the best way to communicate useful infor to your fellow pervs. It's more about trying to feel like a manosphere PUA.
I'm rating the entire club, so even if I have a good time with the only attractive dancer, the overall club rating probably won't be that great with only one dancer worth getting a dance/VIP from.
I rate the entire club, but I put a lot of weight on dancer looks and activities in the back. A five in my book is completely average girl: i.e. non-descript face (or nothing to highlight); needs to lose 10-20 lbs; nothing tight or a bunch of sag. My shorthand:
1-4: various levels of ugly; attitude/GPS starts knocking the rating down here
- 5: is someone I would be surprised to be dancing.
- 6: nothing to brag about
- 7: average hot girl
- 8: hot girl in music video background hot
- 9: pin-up hot, music video hot
- 10: personal preference or unicorn or burgeoning super-model
A really fancy or posh club is only at most moving up a point.; the same with a cheap club.
A disastrous bathroom or falling apart club or an expensive will at most lose a point.
- Nightmares
- Very very fugly
- If she was a cashier, I would look for a different register
- Unattractive
- Slightly below average 5.5 average
- slightly above avergae 6.5 either hot body or cute face but not both (lower one is average)
- Attractive girl I would like to have a conversation with 7.5 hot girl
- Doubletake on the street, would like to have dances with, would never ask her to leave if the personality is nice. 8.5 Could model for Miami Swim Week and I would pay attention and lust after
- DDG, with personality to match. Highest a blonde or redhead can obtain 9.5 unicorn, multi-ethnic (2 of 3 of tanned white, latina, asian), no more than 110 lbs, long brunette hair, natural C cup, slim waist, hourglass hip definition, smile to take down armies. Speaks 3+ languages, including English fluently. 10 exists only in dreams, aka perfect everything, no flaw, sfrsox using software to create
1-3. No think you. I want someone better looking, slimmer, nicer than me. 4-6. Nice enough, and I'm definitely most comfortable with girls in this range. Most her would probably have called my ATF a six. 7-10. More than hot enough, and probably too hot for me, but imma shoot my shot anyway.
On a 1 to 10 scale, about a 6.
Age adjusted, I'd say I'm a 7.5.
How I rate women. I purposefully keep the criteria vague since my preferences--I tend to like dark-skinned and slim-thicc--might not be yours. Though in my experience, we all agree on the 1-3s, it's the higher levels where our "types" matter.
(Not rated): Auto-DQed, too old, too young, a family member, medically retarded or has some condition, trans, or otherwise I can't think about them in a sexual context for well or for ill.
1: Gross, physically painful to look at. Might be beyond morbidly obese or deformed in some way. I pity their existence, unless they're a raving cunt.
2: Not as bad as 1 but still stomach churning. 1 in lesser measures.
3: Your garden variety ugly, might have 1-2 significantly below average features (weight, facial aesthetics, proportions) but not quite a candidate for Barnum & Bailey's. But I still wouldn't fuck even if I hadn't gotten off in three months.
4: Unattractive/homely/dumpy. At least 1 standout below average feature. This is the lowest you'll ever see in a club, usually a low-end joint like the old Mickey's. But the difference between a 3 and a 4 is that my 4 might be someone's type, even if that person is rare.
5: Average in the general population, the good and bad cancel each other out, but I wouldn't look twice. Still, if she offered herself to me sexually and I weren't taken or sick, and I hadn't gotten off in a while, I'd take her up on it. This is the lowest I've seen in respectable clubs, and I could still how they'd be someone's type, just not mine.
6: Cute. 60th percentile of general population looks. Doesn't have everything I'm looking for, but nothing disgusting and at least one above average feature. I'd let my eyes linger on her in public. In a club, she probably doesn't stand out, unless it's a horrible dump. I might get a dance or two.
7: Hot. 80th percentile of looks. Multiple above average features, maybe a very nice face, tits, or ass, nothing below average. On the street, my eyes would definitely linger a bit long. In a club, definitely in the upper third at any club on an average shift. I would approach for dances.
8: Smokeshow. 95th percentile looks. Double take on the street, and at least one feature so good that it throws off my concentration. Hot enough that I'd tell a friend or two about her. Hottest girl in the club on an average shift, if at a regular's club like Desire, I'm waiting--often for a long ass time--and tracking her to get her attention the second she's on her own.
9: Angel. 99th percentile looks. A true jaw-dropper. Everything about her pops out, face, body, tits, ass, proportions, I wouldn't change a damn thing. On the street, I couldn't find the right words to speak to her, I turn into a pimply-faced 15 year old. In a year of active traveling around and clubbing, one of the three hottest women I've seen anywhere all year. I empty my wallet and don't think twice. If she's a 9 and provides amazing service, I'm obsessed.
10: Goddess. I've seen maybe 3 who I thought were 10's in my life, none at a club, and probably only because I didn't get a closer look at them. Not sure they really exist. But if they did, my soul might just rip itself from my body. Hot women asymptotically approach this level but it's like absolute zero, unachievable.
I college, I developed a 5-tier scale for women that can roughly transfer to a 1-10 scale in the SC world: Top tier: Marrying material (9s and 10s, although, in reality, there ain't no 10s) Next tier: Long-term dating material (7s and 8s) Next tier: Would go on a one-time date and be seen in public with her if I thought there was a good shot at fucking her (6s) Next tier: I'd go to her place when the bar shut down for a one night stand if nobody but trusted friends would know about it (4s and 5s) Bottom tier: Untouchables (1s to 3s) And, yes, I've fucked 4s at the SC when no better options were available
5 stars world be mostly good looking dancers (8+), 10 or more dancers, inexpensive drinks, like 5-7 dollars, reasonable LD and VIP costs, 20-30 bucks for 4-5 min LD and under 150 for VIP in 15 min increments. A well designed, clean and well maintained interior. Polite and attentive staff.
The club starts to loose stars as any of these attributes fall off. For me, ugly dancers, LDs that last less than 4 min, pricing of more than 30 per LD, and you’re losing a ton of stars. Everything else is not as important.