Prettiest Stripper You've Ever Seen

Pink Pony, Atlanta, goes by Mazakene

Face only is too close to call. I see a lot of beautiful strippers, and if you catch the right girl on the right day a lot of girls can glam up to a 10. But I'll still play. Recent years the most beautiful overall dancer I've seen anywhere in the US was at Tootsie's in SoFlo. Brunette smokeshow from Texas. I only saw her once so it might've been her best night ever, but I saw her up close and personal and she was 10/10 in every way I can think of. There were probably over 100 dancers the night I was there, and I didn't see another girl even close to her in a club filled with hotties.

The movie "The Crying Game" made me realize you have to see a lot more than her face before getting really into her.

One of my very first forays into strip clubs was in St. Petersburg, Russia. I had a stripper "Julia" who was a dead-ringer for Tera Patrick. I think she might have been the most beautiful stripper I've ever been with (and, with the Tera Patrick reference, it was NOT just the face but everything else -- AND it was natural!!!)

Too many to name just 1.

The prettiest stripper for me was a regular who called herself Fiona. She picked that name because on her first day working in the strip club another stripper said she looked like the character Fiona on a television show, Burn Notice, that was running at the time. Number two for me was Dani, who looked like a young Elizabeth Taylor.

In addition to Fiona and Dani, who I just mentioned, I could easily list a dozen others. They tend to fall in the category of being shorter than average, slender and dark haired. Large fat blondes are not my type. Earlier tonight I did lap dances with a 5'2" slender Hispanic girl named Amore. When I went up to the stage to stage tip her, she smiled at me and asked me my name. I like friendliness so that caused me to ask her for lap dances.

It's hard to say, because you see some girls once and then never see them again, but amongst all my favorites ever, this one strawberry blonde Fantasia was it.

The most beautiful girl. I’ve seen a few and just when I think I see the most beautiful girl THEN comes another. That IS the most beautiful girl.

I have seen a few stunners over the years and couldn’t pick one as the “prettiest.“ However, this post reminded me of a time a few years ago when I was in an extras club I had never been to before. I was sitting a few rows back watching the stage when I felt a hand on my arm. I looked to my left and saw the face of a stunningly beautiful blonde. She could have been the identical twin of a well-known actress, but I’m not into celebrity culture and couldn’t recall the name. I told her what I was thinking, and she immediately replied: “Yeah, I know. Scarlett Johansson. Everyone says that.“ Do you know what it’s like to fuck Scarlett Johansson? It’s nice.

Why this is ultimately a fool's errand: en.wikipedia.org

“ The movie "The Crying Game" made me realize you have to see a lot more than her face before getting really into her.”

Running for top 10 best response ever.

Hey doc. Scarlett Johansson is still on my immediate yes list. Anytime, anywhere. But ever since her husband skewered her on SNL and said her v was like roast beef it's literally the first thing that comes to mind if I think about bagging her lol. But yeah if I saw her doppelganger in a club it would most definitely be a VIP all or nothing situation.

"she looked like the character Fiona on a television show, Burn Notice" Gabrielle Anwar! Very hot. Although, to judge from appearance, not likely to make your life easy and comfortable.

@ilbbaicni - thanks for the Coolidge Effect reference. Now I finally have a name for this phenomenon that has ruined countless relationships throughout my life!

I remember reading the LAPD Vice Squad had a prettiest pool everyone would contribute money to that would go to the cop who brought in / arrested the prettiest hooker that week. I didn’t like it because it incentivized arresting the best looking hookers and leaving the fuglies out there.

Not a stripper, but a candidate for the "could be AI-generated but isn't" award: static-ca-cdn.eporner.com

Don't know about the "prettiest" but the most memorable was a Russian girl at an Okinawa strip club. First time I walked into this club, I locked eyes with her and could not for the life of me look away. A big grin also creeped up on my face that I couldn't hold back.

Two things I never do and in seconds her electric blue eyes got it out of me. She found me later on that night and we did some dances together. Fun time.

Oh, actually, that reminded me of another stripper back in Okinawa (different club). Now, this one may actually have been the prettiest I've ever seen. Tall (5'7 ish without heels maybe), brown skin Latina that I really could not help myself around. Think she claimed to be Colombian if I remember right.

Though, her friend (also a stripper) later told me she was lying and was actually something else (Dominican maybe? I don't remember. it's been years). Same friend, interestingly enough, invited me out to the first one's birthday party they were having like a week or so later.

There used to be so many really pretty women that worked in the clubs where I am from in Central NJ. The old Delilah’s Den in South Amboy was like walking into an America’s Top Model house 20-25 years ago. Day or night, it seemed like every dancer you saw was as pretty or prettier than the last one. I can’t remember most of the names because it was so long ago, but these days I almost never go to clubs anymore because the majority of the dancers are not that attractive. I always enjoyed getting extras as well, but if the girls look like so many do today I am just not interested. It’s a bummer for sure.

Robin from Cheerleaders Philly in late 90s early 2000s was absolutely gorgeous and stands out as the “ prettiest” in my experience. Anyone remember her?

@studme53 thats ridiculous. How many police departments follow that sort of policy?

@IvanB was the prettiest stripper herself also mixed/black? You mentioned jhene aiko, and i dont consider her to be anywhere even close to the prettiest in the face.
Apparently shes 1/3 african, 1/3 european, 1/4 asian, and Native American. She might look better than a lot of black or asian chicks, but theres millions of whites, latinas, arabs who look much better than her