stripper conversations

With most I talk about weed. I used to try and ask what strippers did for fun in their off hours, but except for one avid hiker, all I discovered is that most are as boring as the elderly.

I hate it when they talk about just how gorgeous and how hot they are. One stripper in Indy yammered on about that incessantly and she couldn't figure out why her boyfriend dumped her, seeing as just how gorgeous she was. I couldn't get out of that club fast enough.

I enjoy talking geek stuff. One dancer and I went on about Nicholas Cage movies for about fifteen minutes, and I found another who enjoyed Kurt Vonnegut. And some really get into different, non-mainstream board games. Like I said -- geek stuff.

The one who was trying to explain being a sovereign citizen to me was interesting, kooky, and fun, until she veered over into how the Jews were controlling the world and eating babies, etc. That was just depressing.

If you get them talking about their pets, that’s usually a good conversation, or if they have a quirky interest - one told me about astrology one night and it appeared to me (someone who knows nothing about astrology) she was very knowledgeable. If they’re passionate about something it can be interesting as long as the passion isn’t about something crazy like the response above about being a sovereign citizen.

In all my years I can only remember 3 or 4 talk about their boyfriends or husbands. Instant mood killer IMO. I’ve also never met so many “single” strippers in my life, which I know is BS but at least they know how to play the game, and it works every time on me.

I had an interesting conversation with a hot young (29 - young to me) dancer about her plans to move / rent a different apartment. She was planning to move from a boring NJ outer-burb to an even crappier little NJ suburb. She told me she never lived in the City (Philly) despite working there. I told her a young single person should try living in the city at least once. The conversation went into her love life, which was pitiful, and not really surprising given her opinion about young men. I told her she’s not meeting the right young men. Felt kind of weird to be giving her fatherly advise while I’d rather have her grinding on my Johnson, but such is our hobby. I took her in the back for a couple dances where she was a dud lol.

^ that said, many times when some random dancer I’m not interested in asks if she can sit down next to me I say, “Uhh..no thanks”. I have no interest in making pointless conversation.

I like having them talk about the different clubs where they have worked. Least favorite is when they start talking about themselves.

If they start on politics I shut them down immediately. Club gossip is good.

Almost anything. If they want to talk about politics or religion, they'll have to put up with my libertarian atheist rants. I especially like the conversations about how shitty many strip club customers are. I've gotten lots of pointers on how not to act from them.

Had a great conversation about The Princess Bride and warp drive engines once. With the same dancer.

Music is good. Talking about their backgrounds is good. What they are studying (either formally or more often just what they are really into), and occasionally world affairs.

I like talking about good vacation spots. Where they've been, where they plan on going. Reveals a bit more of their character/goals while keeping it light and fun.

Plus one on The Princess Bride references conversations.

Whether she sucks cock or not.

My ATF and I are cool. Similar backgrounds growing up which made it feel like I’ve known her forever. Very down to earth type of woman.

@gSteph: "Plus one on The Princess Bride references conversations."

Her dancer name was "Buttercup". So I introduced myself as "Westley". Goofy nerd conversation followed.

"Have fun storming the castle!"

I hate when some of them start complaining about their problems. Like I’m not here for that I’m here to have fun!

I like when we keep the convo strip club related. ITC activities, prior clubs they’ve worked at, etc… Keeps it light and fun

@georgmicrodong, hope you got some 'as you wish' with Buttercup 😜

My favorite conversation with a stripper started out with her asking me about my day. Me saying it was surreal. Her asking for 2 examples and then responding to them by saying: "I'm not sure that Kafka, on his most creative day could have imagined your day". She was also a civil war buff, as am I and I was enthralled. She was also spectacular looking and her dances ......... sucked. I will take stupid with no morals every day.

Best: where they've worked, countries they've visited or once lived in, movies if they have good taste. Worst: how much money they make stripping, their shoes, makeup routine, ambitions, if they involve modeling or acting.

Good: What do they like to do when they're not working. What other clubs have they danced at? Where are they from and where else have they lived? If they bring up kids I'll milk that because everybody likes to talk about their kids (unless they're monsters). Movies seem like a good topic, but most have shitty taste in movies. When they start talking about school or career aspirations, it's just depressing to go through the charade, because nothing ever comes of it. Worst: They start bringing up their personal drama, financial issues, etc. I've endured it in the past with regulars. Now I just shut down the discussion and move on to another dancer, or motor through the BS if she looks like a promising VIP

Personal drama's among the worst. One dancer parked herself at my table -- didn't ask if I wanted any company, she just did -- then started going on about her mother's suicide. Luckily I spotted a dancer I knew and liked, and gave her a little wave. The drama queen noticed it (not that I was trying to hide it) and took off in a huff.

I always try to talk about music with most. I've had three distinct favorites over the years who were singers in bands. The one who was a punk rock singer used to say there is no difference between singing in a band and stripping, which I find difficult to believe.

I used to talk sports with them, which is generally a bad idea. One wanted to know how the Dallas Patriots were doing that year. Yes, the Dallas Patriots.

@gSteph: "hope you got some 'as you wish' with Buttercup"

Unfortunately, no. Which is surprising, because the club she worked at was essentially a bordello at that point. She was a performer at one of the local theaters, so I don't think she was really suited for that club. I kept in touch for a while after she left, hoping she'd move to another one, but she never did. She's still on my facebook though, and seems to be doing well.

@icey no my friend, i dont wish to dox anyone, i merely asked about changing my profile pic to a guy with a bald ponytail hairstyle and alien sunglasses

@icey its a random guy online. I never said i would be posting anyones specific picture. Just a random online guy who has the bald ponytail hairstyle. How is that doxxing?

I had a dance who started talking about politics the first time we met. I rarely touch this subject with people I know.

When they talk about my lips and how they wish they had big lips like mine and why they got I jections that don't make them bigger just more duck like and it's just fetishizing me which is gross.