Trump just wants a State!?!

DOG, did you know that Baby Jesus sheds a tear every time you post political shit in the front room? Do you want to make Baby Jesus cry? If yes, then you’re a douchedog. If not, you should post this shit in the politics room.

Don’t worry, the answers you get will be equally stupid regardless of the room this is posted in. If you want smarter answers you should ask smarter questions. ROAR!!!

Chaindog wants Ilhan Omar deported to HK so he can get an arriba with her. Nothing about politics.

I'm a duck! Quack!

Baja California would probably cost quite a bit. One coast on the Pacific Ocean. A second coast on the Bay of California. A couple of national parks. Then look at the long term costs of cleaning up Tijuana, all of the street urchins, gangs, cartels, traffickers. I don't see an ROI for the first 75 years. Finally, if Baja Cali is made a state, and all the folks who said they'd leave the states are sent to that state, then they never left the states.

Just make Guam a state.

Being a duck is unimpressive unless you're ricktheduck.

States need to be cleaned up? Somebody's never been to Mississippi or Louisiana. America is a come-as-you-are party for states!

Would trump want to change the name of the body of water to the gulf of America?

MAGATs: Trump don’t start no new wars.

Trump: I want to use the military to take over Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal… and go after Palestinians in Gaza.

MAGATs: crickets chirping

Trump would sell off a state to the Russians for one hour with Arnold Palmer’s cock.

If Trump were a good President, he would have sent Ivanka to Greenland to convince them to be our subs.