Holidays And Strip Clubs

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IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
I don't want to be mean, but to me its sad to go to the strip club on a holiday except Memorial Day and your birthday. I got a homie who's a ex Marine and I buy him VIP for his service after the family BBQ. I blow 3-4 grand in clubs for my birthday between me and my friends. That's about it.

I know people who go out to the strip clubs every year after Thanksgiving dinner because their family stresses them out that badly. I think almost everyone in a strip club on a holiday is probably in a sad spot like that, except maybe security, who might be getting time and a half or something. Otherwise what the fuck.

What kind of strip club is even open on Christmas Day? I'm barely in clubs from Halloween to the new year because I have family and community obligations, along with work. I'd rather spend my club money on gifts I can't imagine something else. Maybe once I'm older and my family is passed on? That's dark too. I wanna die when I get old unless I can stay a legend like shadowcat.

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TCabot
a month ago
Apparently the Paper Moon in Springfield, VA is open Christmas Day. Which I find absurd. Even if I didn’t have any family left (thankfully not the case) I think I could find something better to do than sit at the strip club on a holiday.
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gammanu95
a month ago
I agree with both of the above, but I was once tempted to go to the strip club in New Orleans on Christmas Eve. My ATF said that the owners would kick out everyone early on Christmas Eve, except for the dancers and a few select regulars. Those who were lucky enough to stay behind got to party as late as anyone could stay up with totally nude dancers and discounted booze. I was kind of serious with a girl at the time and knew that Christmas Eve with her was implied. However, under other circumstances with this one, particular MILF ATF (6', long dark blonde hair, flawless skin, no tats, perfect natural C/D cup tits and tight, high glutes), I would have spent Christmas Eve at Jaguars in Fat City, LA.
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Rod84
a month ago
re: "almost everyone in a strip club on a holiday is probably in a sad spot..."

Not so - I've found that clubs open on holidays are some of the happiest spots on Earth. PLs don't have to feign interest in their dull wives and horrible families. And if the girls get a chance to hang with their kids/baby daddies for part of the holiday, they're cool, too.

In case anyone's looking, Oz in Clearwater is open Christmas day evening.
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IWantHerOnMe
a month ago
@gammanu95 Ive been I'm similar spots and that actually worried me. I felt she mightve been inviting me to come because she was hurting for money

@Rod8432 I can sort of see this but that's why I think its sad. I don't go to strip clubs to escape my life, I go because its fun
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Hank Moody
a month ago
Strips clubs are like casinos. No clocks or calendars. Just go and stare at tits and have a drink. If you can’t stay out of your own head just pass. No need to judge yourself, the other customers or girls who are there trying to please you.
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
@IWHOM tonight your dead drinking buddy will appear to you and berate you for not getting more extras. Then the Stripper of Chirstmas Past will show you all the extras you could have gotten on Christmas. Then the Stripper of Christmas Present will show you all the extras that will go on tomorrow. Then the Stripper of Christmas Future will show you all the strippers who are going to get evicted cause you're not up in the club on Christmas getting busy. Tomorrow you will throw money out your window to Icey. He will bring you a stripper wearing a wig she stole out of a Salvation Army donation bin.
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IWantHerOnMe
a month ago
@ilbb LOL
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sexualchoc
a month ago
I once had the greatest time ever on Valentine's Day at a strip club. As mentioned before, the club was mostly empty with only a few regulars allowed close to closing time. This allowed us solo access with the honey of your choice and trust me, this honey and I made up for being alone on V-Day! UHM dances, and you can imagine the rest from there. Unforgettable day that's for sure!
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Owlyoung_ggofv
a month ago
@ilb, what a fun way to bring Christmas cheer.

@ Iwantheronme, I don't think it's sad to go to strip clubs on major holidays. I do think it's smart capitalism when you consider the number of me in men in town, with some visitors, who are looking for something to do. I agree that most of us just don't want to keep faking interest with in laws we don't actually like.

It's worst if you don't have family to visit or talk to . To me it's Sad only if you know that there is something more important you need to do.
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Icey
a month ago
I may go out tonight. I don't know yet
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sfrsox
a month ago
I was in WPB yesterday (12/24) and had some to kill, went to Cheetah's and it was closed. WTF.
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rickdugan
a month ago
I once visited a club on Thanksgiving night. They were even advertising a free Thanksgiving buffet.

It was a depressing scene. There were maybe 5 guys in the club and even less girls. When the buffet opened, the DJ even made the point of telling everyone to only make one trip to be sure that "there is enough for everyone." I of course had dinner with my family earlier, but the other 4 dudes shuffled up and got their plates. I stayed there for a few hours but it never got better.
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Icey
a month ago
I went and everyone looked depressed.from the bartender to the dancers and patrons. I got a $300 bottle of Don Julio... Had 2k on me. Dont remember much. Not even getting home. But I only spent $500. Its probably best to not remember I guess
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Mate27
a month ago
^ that was depressing to read, especially for anyone who has a family.
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BGSD3100
a month ago
New Year's Eve is a great time to go.
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ilbbaicnl
a month ago
Even if you're kids are too young to trick or treat by themselves, they'd be done early enough for you to hit the strip club on Halloween. The younguns don't see it as a holiday primarily for kids, like we did in my day.
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IWantHerOnMe
a month ago
@BGSD3100 I've heard this but I still chill with the fam on that day.

@ilbb My fam didn't celebrate Holloween so I dont have much experience there.
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sfrsox
a month ago
SoFlo seems kinda dead but I’m a first hour of opening kinda guy
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Muddy
a month ago
I mean are yall with your families all night? Maybe by like 10 coast is clear for most folks why lot give it a go. Look if this even this community won’t consider it, who will?
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rickdugan
a month ago
===> "Even if you're kids are too young to trick or treat by themselves, they'd be done early enough for you to hit the strip club on Halloween."

Maybe. If you can manage to come up with a plausible story for why you need to take off at 8:30 or 9:00pm on what's supposed to be a family night. This year Halloween was on a work/school night, making it that much more complicated.

Anything is possible I suppose, but I strongly suspect that there weren't many active Dads in the titty bars last Halloween.
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Owlyoung_ggofv
a month ago
@ rickdugan. Most clubs that I go to typically host Halloween theme parties on a designated weekend Before Halloween.

Halloween is almost never on a convenient day. There are places non-club related that do the same thing.
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