Holidays And Strip Clubs

12/24/2024 12:10:55 PM

I don't want to be mean, but to me its sad to go to the strip club on a holiday except Memorial Day and your birthday. I got a homie who's a ex Marine and I buy him VIP for his service after the family BBQ. I blow 3-4 grand in clubs for my birthday between me and my friends. That's about it.

I know people who go out to the strip clubs every year after Thanksgiving dinner because their family stresses them out that badly. I think almost everyone in a strip club on a holiday is probably in a sad spot like that, except maybe security, who might be getting time and a half or something. Otherwise what the fuck.

What kind of strip club is even open on Christmas Day? I'm barely in clubs from Halloween to the new year because I have family and community obligations, along with work. I'd rather spend my club money on gifts I can't imagine something else. Maybe once I'm older and my family is passed on? That's dark too. I wanna die when I get old unless I can stay a legend like shadowcat.

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TCabot

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16 hours ago

Apparently the Paper Moon in Springfield, VA is open Christmas Day. Which I find absurd. Even if I didn’t have any family left (thankfully not the case) I think I could find something better to do than sit at the strip club on a holiday.

gammanu95

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16 hours ago

I agree with both of the above, but I was once tempted to go to the strip club in New Orleans on Christmas Eve. My ATF said that the owners would kick out everyone early on Christmas Eve, except for the dancers and a few select regulars. Those who were lucky enough to stay behind got to party as late as anyone could stay up with totally nude dancers and discounted booze. I was kind of serious with a girl at the time and knew that Christmas Eve with her was implied. However, under other circumstances with this one, particular MILF ATF (6', long dark blonde hair, flawless skin, no tats, perfect natural C/D cup tits and tight, high glutes), I would have spent Christmas Eve at Jaguars in Fat City, LA.

Rod8432

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16 hours ago

re: "almost everyone in a strip club on a holiday is probably in a sad spot..."

Not so - I've found that clubs open on holidays are some of the happiest spots on Earth. PLs don't have to feign interest in their dull wives and horrible families. And if the girls get a chance to hang with their kids/baby daddies for part of the holiday, they're cool, too.

In case anyone's looking, Oz in Clearwater is open Christmas day evening.

IWantHerOnMe

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16 hours ago

@gammanu95 Ive been I'm similar spots and that actually worried me. I felt she mightve been inviting me to come because she was hurting for money

@Rod8432 I can sort of see this but that's why I think its sad. I don't go to strip clubs to escape my life, I go because its fun

Hank Moody

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11 hours ago

Strips clubs are like casinos. No clocks or calendars. Just go and stare at tits and have a drink. If you can’t stay out of your own head just pass. No need to judge yourself, the other customers or girls who are there trying to please you.

ilbbaicnl

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8 hours ago

@IWHOM tonight your dead drinking buddy will appear to you and berate you for not getting more extras. Then the Stripper of Chirstmas Past will show you all the extras you could have gotten on Christmas. Then the Stripper of Christmas Present will show you all the extras that will go on tomorrow. Then the Stripper of Christmas Future will show you all the strippers who are going to get evicted cause you're not up in the club on Christmas getting busy. Tomorrow you will throw money out your window to Icey. He will bring you a stripper wearing a wig she stole out of a Salvation Army donation bin.

IWantHerOnMe

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8 hours ago

@ilbb LOL

sexualchoc

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3 hours ago

I once had the greatest time ever on Valentine's Day at a strip club. As mentioned before, the club was mostly empty with only a few regulars allowed close to closing time. This allowed us solo access with the honey of your choice and trust me, this honey and I made up for being alone on V-Day! UHM dances, and you can imagine the rest from there. Unforgettable day that's for sure!

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