Has anybody witnessed this

Happens to me all the time…

I was at a club once were a male patron was so hot, me and the rest of the guys in the club immediately went gay. Once they kicked him out, it took us all two hours to revert to heterosexuality and start buying dances again.

Yes - I was thrown out for being too attractive once. I also happened to be drunk as a skunk and shit my pants.

I did get kicked out for denying a dancer who came onto me strong and started dancing w/out consent. She backed her ass toward my face and I put my hands up to block her from hitting me. After catching the hint I wasn’t interested she went to the bouncer and said I grabbed her ass. It wasn’t worth the bullshit so I said that’s fine, I don’t need to be around the drama he was helping to promote.

As a rick this lion is not just amazingly handsome and sexy, he is amazingly amazing. Thus, I often get asked to leave the club because all eyes are on me.

You know what I say if a manager asks me to leave? Simple, I say “hey wildebeest, I know that folks are watching me because I’m a frickin’ lion, so here’s what Imma do: make an announcement that others should mind their own beeswax, tip the sexy females well, and have a lot of drinks - preferably some Jack.”

Then I do that and all is right with the world. ROAR!!!