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The real immigrant free meat problem

My Cuban fav and her bf got some deer meat from a hunter friend of his. She seems to have some idea now that it's a good thing if you hit a deer with your car, cause free venison. I've explained that the damage to your car will not be worth the free meat, but I'm not sure it sank in. She says the best part of the deer is the ribs, I hadn't heard anyone say that before.

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ilbbaicnl

Side question: what do you need to get a hunting license? Can you use a Cuban passport as your picture ID?

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skibum609

^When you hit a deer with your car, and I've only hit 3 so far, they bleed into the meat and ruin it.

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twentyfive

^ Three deer, you really got to stop smoking that chronic

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grrlgonebad

^True story.. my grandpa killed more deer in the Texas Hill Country with a Ford truck than with a rifle... it happens...

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ATACdawg

I bagged one on the New York State Thruway in 1973.

It was a deer departed.....

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rickthelion

What the actual fuck is wrong with Skifredo? I mean really…three frickin’ deer.

This rick can miss a deer even when drivin’ along in a drunken fog while holding a bottle of Jack in one hand and a bottle of Jose in the other and drinkin’ from each. What is the malfunction of a supposed hairless ape that hits three deer? I think he’s actually makin’ this shit up.

ROAR!!!

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ilbbaicnl

So her plan works if she gets one of those pickups with a hockey goalie mask attached to the front? She might be up for that.

If you have at least a quarter acre, can you crossbow hunt in your own yard during the season?

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stainglass

On Most Fords, people put a grill kinda thing on the front of the bumper. This helps protect the Car, right, if there is a hit by deer?

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rickthehick

The venison ive had, was a blend of venison and american wagyu. It was dry and bland. On the contrary yak and elk were much better.

Arbys had a burger i missed out on last year, which I believe was 1/3 beef, 1/3 venison, and 1/3 elk.

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