The stripper No List
I have been around clubs since Monica was on her knees in the White House, and there are certain things that piss me off . At the top of the list is chewing gum while on stage. Stop looking like a cow chewing cud. #2. Don't promise me more than your will to do. I can appreciate your boundaries, but don't say yes when your body seats no.Got something to say?
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Don't stare blankly as you approach me and immediately ask "wanna dance" or "buy me a drink"? Engage with me first, to get my attention.
Don't refuse to get nude at a nude club, yet expect tips.
1. Grocery stores were illegal.
2. People tended to think anyone who worked at a restaurant was trash.
3. The government made it hard or impossible to open a new restaurant.
How do you think service would be in restaurants? That thought experiment tells you a lot about why strip clubs are the way they are. For dancers as well as PLs.
On the subject of bigger vs littler women, I personally prefer one type and I know other guys prefer other types. I experienced strip clubs for a LONG time (roughly 1985 to roughly 2020) when large women were simply prevented from stripping. Ever. At all. Only at the sketchiest most desperate places would someone with more-than-average body-fat be allowed to disrobe and dance. Now that is changing. I dislike it, personally, but I have not found it to be a major detriment to my clubbing lifestyle.
Some men like the new larger women. So it is possible (though not guaranteed) that the change means, on the one hand, fewer women whom I wish to engage with, percentage-wise; but also means, on the other hand, fewer competitor males engaging with my preferred women. So it would come out about the same. If that's true. It might not be.
What I have also noticed, is an increase in UNAPPEALING women. They are unappealing to me for a wide range of reasons, not simply due to larger size. I would like to interview the new customers, who evidently prefer larger women, to find out whether those larger women are also less appealing than most larger women. I cannot judge, since larger is inherently less appealing to me.
I Don't Like Lies Either, So If A Stripper Don't Hold Up, I Will Promptly Go On To The Next.
But I Haven't Had Anything Happen Like This Before. If You See Things Don't Look Right, Just Keep Goin' To The Next Club Till You Find The Right One. Don't Feel Obligated To Anything!
Remember, $$$Money Has To B In Good Business Practice Or Customers Would B Cheating Them Self 🤠
@OP: I have to agree with Fly: Openly complaining that guys are being cheap and not tipping
"I don't like lies either...."
What man? This is the strip club, the land of fantasy. The whole thing is a "lie" based on financial transactions.
The dancers are expecting money whereas folks on the beach just want to be allowed to exist/enjoy too.
America's obesity epidemic impacts everything from military readiness to private health insurance costs. It is a public health crisis and nearly a national security threat. I may be a small government conservative, but this could be one area where more regulation and oversight to reign food manufacturers and retailers who put profit before the public good. "Oh yeah, we will pass over qualified white, male, heterosexual applicants, but promote that non-binary, multi-racial, freak over there to regional management to improve our DEI scores. What? Spend $0.005 more per ton of ketchup to use natural ingredients? No, continue using the artificially-sweetened trans-fat laden recipe we always use."
And don't ask me for tips or drinks. You'll get it if I want to.
Bad breath is problematic but I carry mints and am assertive enough to give one to any girl whose breath isn’t fresh. The most common reason is I’m in the club to see someone else. Other than that, sometimes you just get a vibe that the dance isn’t going to deliver. I can overlook pretty much anything else.
"Oh so you don't like it when people are nice to you?"
"Well what did you come here for if you aren't going to get dances?"
"You really need to party more. You aren't whooping it up enough."
"This isn't a funeral it's supposed to be FUN!"
Don't correct me. I'm not having fun BECAUSE you are all up in my face. Get out of it so I can start having fun again.