Bad Tattoos on Dancers
Puddy Tathiss
I'm not talking about poor artwork, but what tattoos have you seen on a girl that completely kill your attraction to her?
I saw one hottie at Vivide (see my review) who had the ultimate I-Make-Horrible-Life-Choices tattoo down her spine.
"Only God can judge me."
I've seen it in Spanish, too.
"Solo Dios puede juzgarme."
Nothing makes me see a beautiful seductive woman as a lost little girl like those words.
What are yours?
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last commentI cannot think of a specific phrase or image, but its the tattoo style where people treat each arm or body part as an individual canvas. One big splotchy tattoo per thigh, per calf, per hamstring, per forearm, etc. Shit, if you are going to spend that much time and money, try to get a cohesive theme going on .
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One girl, very attractive otherwise, had what was a pretty artistic large bouquet of roses just above the bikini line. Unfortunately, under the lights, it just became an amorphous black mass.
Another dancer had a huge necklace that "hung" from her collarbone to just above her breasts. Not s good look
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Once saw a dancer with I FUCK on one thigh and I SUCK on the other. She must be popular on the beach these days.
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Saw another with a huge crown filling in her cleavage
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A guys name
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^agree, the guy/pimps name on the boob or ass cheek is stupid.
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"Marco" on her ass, tramp-stamp style. Which, she explains, is her five-year-old son. Riiiiight ...
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A guys name on her tit. Incredible tits other than that. I asked the dancer about it since I had seen her many times and was comfortable talking with her about pretty much anything. Asked is that your current boyfriend's name or a former one. She said former and it was a huge mistake to get it done (I was thinking like in my head you should have thought about that one!).
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Also saw a porn "star" (she wasn't a star or I would have remembered the name) that in huge letters on her back said"In Memory of Daddy" and I believe the year he died. This was maybe 13 Years ago, but I can't remember the year the porn was actually released.
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Some entertaining responses, but really, thread topic might as well ask what bumper sticker would kill your mood about forking over $$$$$$ to buy a Ferrari.
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My other car is a Ford.
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no tat is an improvement.
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In a row down the ribs, black sun symbol, broken sun cross, and a simplified Celtic cross.
Neo-Nazis don't get my money.
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When non-Asian women get a tattoo of something written in an Asian script. I'm like, do they even know what that means? Because I don't. I knew at least 3 strippers who did that.
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^^
“Soup”
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Asian characters... many more mistakes were made pre Google Translate (or the internet in general). These days it's pretty easy to get it right.
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I see a bunch that I think are ugly and dumb but it's not like any really kill my attraction to a stripper. It's not like I'm attracted to her because of her taste in art, her ability to make good life choices, or anything along those lines. It's never happened but I suppose if I saw a swastika/broken sun or something similar I might have an issue with it, but I don't think I'd even notice a black sun or simplified Celtric cross as similar symbols. It would have to be something pretty clear cut and extreme like that to give me pause.
Being in south Florida, I do see a number of English phrases on Cuban girls. The frequency with which the translation is poor is high enough that I get some good giggles. It always reminds me of three girls I knew in college who thought they got the Chinese character for "friendship" but actually had the character for something like tainted or unclean.
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^ that reminds me of something that always struck me as funny.
When I’ve asked girls about their tattoos, and especially Chinese symbols they often tell me it’s a sign of good luck, or long Life or some other nonsense, and what I find ridiculous is if you’ve ever been in a tattoo shop and looking at these mostly looser looking dudes that claim to be tattoo artists look like high school dropout types and dope fiends and I think these guys can barely speak English and they’re advising people to permanently scar themselves with symbols that it’s doubtful that they (the tattoo artists) can translate or even understand.
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Anything more than a couple small tattoos is a detriment. Prefer none. I find a small tattoo on the foot visible in high heels is sexy to me.
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I have a stripper regular who has a large tattoo on her stomach that appears to be a satanic looking goat head. I think all satanic looking tattoos on strippers are kind of creepy.
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Generally I dislike tattoos but ya gotta love this one.
www.google.com
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Not a fan of any tats on the chest tits or nipples
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^ regarding tats on title, there was a dancer I saw a few times who had plain red tattoo around the aerola to make them look heart shaped instead of round. Never seen anyone else with tattoos like that.
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Not a fan of tattoos but I subconsciously tune them out so it’s never been a dealbreaker. A swastika would shut things down if I noticed
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Since this has become a discussion I'll chime in further.
First, I didn't know that the Celtic cross and the broken cross sun were neo-Nazi symbols but the ADL website says they're of the "most important." Pity, I'm of Celtic heritage and like the idea of wearing some symbol or other that sardonically might identify me as "anti-British-Empire" and pro-Scottish or pro-Irish but I don't want to be neo-Nazi. I guess it'll have to be that leprechaun guy they use at Notre Dame ...
Second, here's a Youtube video about the history of a style of tattoo that they're calling "ig" for "ignorant." The tattoos are done deliberately poorly. Yup, you heard me. Anyway, the guy who did the video story is named "Struthless" and is an OK presenter. He's not trying to defend the idea of the tattoos being done deliberately poorly, but it is at least fair info that there is a sub-culture out there that is, indeed, going out of their way to look "ignorant."
www.youtube.com
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I hate the boob chandelier trend.
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Any tattoos that look like spider webs or barbed wire don't belong on a dancer.
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Some guys don't like women with tattoos. I used not to like them either, but over time the trend became clear to me that when a girl has tattoos she's generally more sexually aggressive and open. She's basically advertising to the world that she has a rebellious, "idgaf" side to her, and that she has a tolerance for pain (and for multiple tattoos, probably enjoys a little pain). By and large, they're not declaring that they want a sweet man to make love to them; they have a far different preference.
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Personally, I think this girl has a tolerable level of tattoos (not to mention a terrific body)
www.girlswithmuscle.com
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@studme - she can get it any time.
I didn't intend this to be a discussion about the attractiveness of tattoos in general but I'll weigh in...I can't generalize. Some tattoos look good on certain women but look horrible on others. On the whole I tend to prefer fewer rather than more but it's hardly a universal.
Some tattoos like the one I mentioned at the top kill my attraction on anyone. Another one is the apocryphal Marilyn Monroe quote that's a general excuse for female bad behavior "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best."
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My tastes differ ... :P
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Stomach, face, and neck tattoos. Preferably zero tattoos or a minimal amount that are concealed from obvious view.
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