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Club PL opening soon !

Specialj

Born in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.

3 yrs ago · 1 min read

They haven't given out many details yet, but apparently there is No cover, Free water, yes you heard me right Free! And probably the most interesting information is if you LDK the dances are on the house!!! Wow you would be crazy not to go on opening day, when they will be giving out Free limited edition waterproof pants to the first 100 customers!!!

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funonthaside

Heard the manager is careless_kevin. I heard he's also opening a safe room where PLs can enter without fear of being extorted for extra songs, and also with in-house seminars to help build confidence and learn how to speak with women without fearing rejection.

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Careless_kevin4405

Best website ever!

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rickthelion

Kevin Ape, I say it again: stop with the waterproof pants.

I’m not going to try to convince you to stop this fascination with pantsjizzing and, y’know, have sex. But I am gonna say that you should lean into your pantsjizzer personality if you continue, y’know, jizzing in your frickin’ pants.

Just get yourself an Adidas tracksuit and jizz away buddy. Maybe you’ll discover how hollow the pantsjizzin’ lifestyle is and decide to, y’know, have sex. ROAR!!!

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rickthelion

Also Kevin Ape, you seriously need to stop liking your own posts. That shit even disturbs LDK ape and he’s king of the pantsjizzers.

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