Water proof my pants

I think your real fantasy is just being a nitwit online. You must be about to come in your pants now.

OP still = troll.

Yes, you should definitely waterproof your pants. Before you plan to go out, get a 55-gallon drum of liquid latex rubber, pry off the top, then put a small step stool down in the drum. Get your strip-club pants on, then slowly lower yourself into the drum. You only need to have the latex up to your waist, so you can use the step stool to make sure you're at the right level. It will also help you get out of the drum. Once you're out, stand still for about 30 minutes until the latex dries, and you'll be all set.

Oh, and make sure to pee before you start the waterproofing process, since it will be quite a while before you'll be able to use the restroom. Of course, if you do have pee, your pants are waterproof, so really, you're all set.

GFY Kevin. Find someone else to troll.

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How do you know Kevin ape is trolling? I find his newfound obsession with becoming a pantsjizzer a plausible character trait.

My advice to Kevin ape is to lean into this new pantsjizzing personality. No frickin’ waterproofing. Just wear you wet spot like a badge of honor. Do you think it will make the sexy female hairless apes think less of you? Just ask them “hey babe if I jizz in my pants will you think less of me?” I bet they will say no, they will not think less of you.

You be you buddy. ROAR!!!

I don't think it's necessary to go through the trouble and expense of purchasing a 55gal drum of latex. Just go to the grocery store and buy a large jug of peanut oil. Heat it on the stove to 350-375 fahrenheit, dip your cock as deep into it as your angry inch allows and voila! Once the scarring heals you will never jizz your pants again. As an added bonus, you will forever remove the risk you present to the gene pool, you incel loser.

Come on guys it's not nice to make fun of handicapped people.......but I admit it is fun