Are message parlors good?
Careless_kevin4405
Many people say that massage parlors are better alternatives. Even the top rated "club" is allure.
How much is reasonable to expect to pay?
What is the experience like?
What to look out for?
How much is reasonable to expect to pay?
What is the experience like?
What to look out for?
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There are other parlors here, employing Americans, which do not have such turnover, and some of them even have properly trained personnel, though most aren't licensed to do actual massage, so they are referred to as "body rub" studios. I've been to a couple of them, and they are a nice alternative to OTC strippers, and a definite step up from escorts. The MPs are definitely not a *replacement* for clubbing, but it's good in its own way.
And if you can't believe that good to excellent "body rub" followed by a well executed hand job is as good as a nice blow job or a good fuck, all I can say is that you lack experience.
a dollar. maybe a $2 bill if i see one lying around and i'm sorta feeling generous
What is the experience like?
aww dude it's fantastic. you can unload right into a bag, pull it off and drape it on the a/c unit or throw it on the floor!!!! sometimes when i feel like being considerate once i finish i head to the bathroom, pull off the rubber and then place it neatly on the handle bar that carries the dry clothed towels.
for an extra 25 cents they'll let you cum on any floor or wall or even the ceiling. i didn't see any shower caps when i was there. i usually give them 5 nickels. mamisan will get pissed no doubt but you know the saying right? the customer is always right.
What to look out for?
aww dude you got to go and see the indonesian freak!!! no one like her. she has 6 eyes, 5 tits and 7 entry holes. one of those tits has lots of warts - makes for interesting n disgusting sucking. indonesian delicacies ya know.
Q. How much is reasonable to expect to pay?
A. Don't know. You'll have to ask Robert Kraft of the New England Patriots for the amount of his legal bills.
Q. What is the experience like?
A. Probably won't be any good when the place gets raided. Again ask Robert Kraft.
Q. What to look out for?
A. Cops!
That's funny Allure is the #1 club on TUSCL, lol. It's an MP, with hot girls and among the nicest amenities you will find anywhere. Decent massage with HJ, but edging and Russian are often available too. There are another 10-20 good places in Toronto like this, some with higher mileage. While Allure is lower mileage, it has a reputation for consistent high quality of service and girls.
The seduction factor can be pretty poor and mechanical in an AMP. I find that strip clubs are way more fun and sexy, and have more attractive SWs.
wld4tatas, what is the Canadian scene like?
Opening a strip club and putting out a sign that says nude, nude, nude is just begging to be shut down.
Cops, neighbors, and politicians all take note because it's a place where actual human trafficking is happening. Nobody pretends it's a legitimate business.
What I have done is FBSM (full body sensual massage). Might not be called that in your city. It's a massage and handjob, but the girls are typically independent or in women-run groups, at least in SF. A number of them are CMTs, compete by really making the experience seem spa-ish, do things like kink or showering together or other things to stand out. Typically much more expensive than AMPs. Pretty fun experience if you're just looking for a rub n tug ... in many AMPs it's FS for very cheap, which FBSM providers tend not to offer
I can't speak for all of Canada, but in Toronto/Mississauga and Montreal (and some of the cities in between) there are numerous places like Allure, with the offerings I described. I believe they are licensed as body rub parlors in the bylaws, so there is no pretense that it's just a professional massage. They advertise openly, including websites with photos of the girls and rooms and list of options. 4-hands, Nuru, and various fetishes are available depending on the spa. Some have "sampler" options where you can divide up the hour between 2 or even 3 ladies. You can check out some of the websites to get an idea. In Toronto I have used Allure, Flirt, Muse, Seduction, Premier, Steeles Royale, Airport Golden, etc. you can see there are literally hundreds of hot chicks working at these places. In Montreal, LePenthouse and Avalon are a couple good ones. Feel free to PM me if you have more questions.