Are message parlors good?

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Careless_kevin4405
Many people say that massage parlors are better alternatives. Even the top rated "club" is allure.

How much is reasonable to expect to pay?

What is the experience like?

What to look out for?

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Call.Me.Ishmael
2 years ago
Thank God SJG doesn't post here anymore...
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Tetradon
2 years ago
Do you mind sex slaves who have had their passports taken?
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shailynn
2 years ago
Everybody likes a handy!
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georgmicrodong
2 years ago
What Tetradon said applies. The Asian Massage Parlours (AMPs) here in Louisville have constant rotation of women in and out. Some of the them reappear, some don't. One member on the USASG forum dedicated to parlors keeps in contact with the "managers" and is constantly relating their movements. Even talking about how some of the women who don't perform won't be allowed back. Yet he refuses to acknowledge that all of this bears the stamp of trafficking.

There are other parlors here, employing Americans, which do not have such turnover, and some of them even have properly trained personnel, though most aren't licensed to do actual massage, so they are referred to as "body rub" studios. I've been to a couple of them, and they are a nice alternative to OTC strippers, and a definite step up from escorts. The MPs are definitely not a *replacement* for clubbing, but it's good in its own way.

And if you can't believe that good to excellent "body rub" followed by a well executed hand job is as good as a nice blow job or a good fuck, all I can say is that you lack experience.
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rattdog
2 years ago
How much is reasonable to expect to pay?
a dollar. maybe a $2 bill if i see one lying around and i'm sorta feeling generous

What is the experience like?
aww dude it's fantastic. you can unload right into a bag, pull it off and drape it on the a/c unit or throw it on the floor!!!! sometimes when i feel like being considerate once i finish i head to the bathroom, pull off the rubber and then place it neatly on the handle bar that carries the dry clothed towels.

for an extra 25 cents they'll let you cum on any floor or wall or even the ceiling. i didn't see any shower caps when i was there. i usually give them 5 nickels. mamisan will get pissed no doubt but you know the saying right? the customer is always right.

What to look out for?
aww dude you got to go and see the indonesian freak!!! no one like her. she has 6 eyes, 5 tits and 7 entry holes. one of those tits has lots of warts - makes for interesting n disgusting sucking. indonesian delicacies ya know.
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WiseToo
2 years ago
Here are the answers to your questions,

Q. How much is reasonable to expect to pay?
A. Don't know. You'll have to ask Robert Kraft of the New England Patriots for the amount of his legal bills.

Q. What is the experience like?
A. Probably won't be any good when the place gets raided. Again ask Robert Kraft.

Q. What to look out for?
A. Cops!
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wld4tatas
2 years ago
There is a vast spectrum of massage, and the US massage scene IMO is in the bottom quartile. If you can travel outside the US, there are many countries with better options, spanning all manner of massage settings and experiences, some you probably don't even realize exist. I have been in the hobby many years, and clubs and massage places have been equal drivers of my adventures. Massage places can have some of the hottest girls, because they offer a format for those who want to keep things very private and/or to make good money without having sex.

That's funny Allure is the #1 club on TUSCL, lol. It's an MP, with hot girls and among the nicest amenities you will find anywhere. Decent massage with HJ, but edging and Russian are often available too. There are another 10-20 good places in Toronto like this, some with higher mileage. While Allure is lower mileage, it has a reputation for consistent high quality of service and girls.
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Nixur68
2 years ago
Seems way too sketchy and too risky. I'll pass.
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misterorange
2 years ago
Careless_kevin4405 is a stupid douche.
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TheeOSU
2 years ago
What's a message parlor? is that akin to a western union location?
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booty_lover92
2 years ago
Eh every once in a blue moon they are good. I don’t like the fact that most of time there is no mutual touching and I’m not attracted to most of the dancers.
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mark94
a year ago
Throughout Asia, massage places are full service. That’s why you don’t find many strip clubs. You get a real massage followed by whatever you want.
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drewcareypnw
a year ago
Here in Seattle, the AMPs (Asian Massage Parlors) want between $60 and $120 for the massage depending on duration, plus a tip. There is one non-AMP massage parlor, but it is reputed to be hit and miss. You can negotiate the tip beforehand, or just tip what you want, somewhere between $50 and $100. The women can be cute, but are usually older and not super hot. Some will fuck you of blow you, some will let you play with their tits, all will jack you off. They come across like enslaved women at times, depending on the AMP. If the cops are to be believed, sometimes they are indeed sex slaves that have been trafficked by Chinese organized crime. Massage parlors in Seattle at least are almost exclusively AMPs, and that means Chinese women. So, if chocolate or whitey is your thing, you're out of luck in 99% of massage parlors.

The seduction factor can be pretty poor and mechanical in an AMP. I find that strip clubs are way more fun and sexy, and have more attractive SWs.
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Nixur68
a year ago
How the hell do they exist? I've seen them around San Francisco and some other cities in Texas... and they are in broad daylight?

wld4tatas, what is the Canadian scene like?
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Mate27
a year ago
Don’t shoot the messenger!
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mark94
a year ago
Calling it a massage parlor rather than a handjob parlor lets everyone pretend it’s a legitimate business. Neighbors aren’t as offended. Police can turn a blind eye. Politicians don’t get on their soapbox.

Opening a strip club and putting out a sign that says nude, nude, nude is just begging to be shut down.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
a year ago
^ Lol... AMPs attract as much or more negative publicity and attention as strip clubs. It's why they get raided, shut down, and move so often.

Cops, neighbors, and politicians all take note because it's a place where actual human trafficking is happening. Nobody pretends it's a legitimate business.
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Subraman
a year ago
I've read about AMPs for years, and have one buddy who goes to one all the time. Nothing about the experience appeals to me, so I haven't been, but if it sounds fun to you that's great.

What I have done is FBSM (full body sensual massage). Might not be called that in your city. It's a massage and handjob, but the girls are typically independent or in women-run groups, at least in SF. A number of them are CMTs, compete by really making the experience seem spa-ish, do things like kink or showering together or other things to stand out. Typically much more expensive than AMPs. Pretty fun experience if you're just looking for a rub n tug ... in many AMPs it's FS for very cheap, which FBSM providers tend not to offer
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wld4tatas
a year ago
Nixur,

I can't speak for all of Canada, but in Toronto/Mississauga and Montreal (and some of the cities in between) there are numerous places like Allure, with the offerings I described. I believe they are licensed as body rub parlors in the bylaws, so there is no pretense that it's just a professional massage. They advertise openly, including websites with photos of the girls and rooms and list of options. 4-hands, Nuru, and various fetishes are available depending on the spa. Some have "sampler" options where you can divide up the hour between 2 or even 3 ladies. You can check out some of the websites to get an idea. In Toronto I have used Allure, Flirt, Muse, Seduction, Premier, Steeles Royale, Airport Golden, etc. you can see there are literally hundreds of hot chicks working at these places. In Montreal, LePenthouse and Avalon are a couple good ones. Feel free to PM me if you have more questions.
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