Tournament to decide the best strip club America

24 comments

• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  Might be more work buy I’d suggest 4 regionals. And not some BS NCAA region like where they send UCONN to the west region, but old school NCAA where they really tried to make the regions meaningful
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  And with all due respect, how do you leave The Mons Venus off the list. Sure, it may not be as good as it was in the glory days of old, but for its legacy, it deserves a spot
• Muddy

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  2 years ago

  Interesting something to think about. I was thinking more just early two rounds so I don't make 5 billion threads and just have people make there picks to wittle it down so we can get to it. I'll try to get the clubs down first and try to go from there.
  
  And motorhead honestly it's not really MY list. I have a lot of other stuff I would put up there, St. James, Red Parrot, Bare Assests in Pasco, BELAX, SA Men's Club, but I don't know if they are popular enough on TUSCL. I just mostly went off those top 40 lists mostly and Mons ain't really on there. But hey if you think it's got to be on there fuck it why not.
• shailynn

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  2 years ago

  My god you have some dumps on that list. We all sure like some seedy places don’t we!!!!!
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  ^^
  
  that was my thought also. Lol. We’ve all gone slummin’ at places like Bogarts occasionally - I’d never put them on a list of top rated clubs, but some guys just love those $40 HJ from an ugly ho
• docsavage

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  2 years ago

  Usually, number of reviews of a club is a good indicator of club quality but there are a couple of exceptions.
  
  One is when the owner passes away and the club gets passed on to an incompetent heir, followed by a big decline. This happened here in Indianapolis with the Harem House strip club. It had a lot of reviews here, many of them older, at a time when several other local strip clubs with fewer reviews were better.
  
  Another exception is when the strip club is sold, the name is changed, but the old reviews are not carried over to the club under its new name. Here in Indianapolis, the Pony is a top tier club but has a low number of reviews because it has only been under its current owner a few years and hasn't had time to accumulate a lot of reviews.
  
  Any list of top strip clubs that is based on the number of reviews is really just a list of strip clubs that have been owned by one person or company and have delivered a consistently good experience for a long time. The two Indiana clubs listed above, Brad's and the Hip Hugger, both fall in that category.
  
  
• Muddy

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  2 years ago

  Well TUSCL is a slummy place. Not really into them too much personally but this is everyone is in on it. Should we get rid of the bargain bin clubs?
• Longball300

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  2 years ago

  I concur there are some seedy places on the list but, as a lower seed in the tourney those low cost, low pressure to the point shitholes like Bogarts and Henry's is what a lot of guys are looking for. I personally would would add in Bare Assets or some of the other Pasco clubs due to the full alcohol / full nude aspect.
• Longball300

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  2 years ago

  Not many US clubs like that.
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  Let’s just call Bogarts the Grand Canyon University of the tournament.
• rickdugan

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  2 years ago

  A few random thoughts:
  
  Pleasant Moments is a shithole. Yes it gets a lot of coverage because you can take a girl into a private room the size of a closet, with nothing in it but a high back chair, and have covered sex with her for $100 or less. But you have to be willing to tolerate a lack of English, generally uncomfortable positions on your feet and overall just horrible club facilities.
  
  Baby Dolls is a tourist trap. The overwhelming majority of those so-called "reviews" are blatant club ads. There are better options in Dallas for whatever you are seeking, whether it's mileage or top shelf talent.
  
  IMHO Desire in Providence is the gold standard IMHO. There is nothing really bad about this place. Yes fun can be had in the back for reasonable money, but unlike most UHM clubs, the facility is very comfortable and most of the girls are hot. Management truly treats the patrons well, including walking around with free drink tickets as a thank you for coming. The price is right at the bar, especially when buying discounted drink cards and the random freebies from management. If you want to have dinner, drinks and some more quiet time with a girl, you can pony up to go up to Club Lust, where the girls are only allowed by invitation. Almost any type of experience is available here and everyone always seems glad to have you there.
• Muddy

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  2 years ago

  Good stuff. Should we be trying to make this list smaller or bigger? More of a 32 or closer to 64?
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  ^ I’d narrow it down to 24 but maybe three categories, dump, mid range, and upscale, also maybe by region.
• shailynn

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  2 years ago

  Note - there’s gotta be a website out there that you can create your own bracket.
  
  I would think you lost put the clubs in there that either:
  
  1. Have the most raviews
  
  Or
  
  2. Have the highest raview ratings
  
  Or
  
  3. Take serious input from all the PLa on the board who will throw out a dozen or so clubs that they think should be on the list
• Muddy

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  2 years ago

  Yeah I’m trying to do a combination of 1 and 3. Club rating for the top 40 on here at least I don’t think is that reliable.
• Lamer

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  2 years ago

  Rick what are better clubs in Dallas in your opinion? I've always had the best time in baby dolls (both talent and mileage). Plus the general vibe is more of an sports bar and doesn't look shady unlike many other clubs.
• shailynn

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  2 years ago

  ^ Rick hates baby dolls although most others like it.
  
  It’s the same as most strippers love Olive Garden but a few don’t like it.
• Lamer

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  2 years ago

  Lol. That background info helps. Thanks Shailynn.
• chiefwiggum

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  2 years ago

  I think Baby Dolls is overrated and mileage was standard one-way, and sort of lacking. Hip Huggers is the Fairleigh Dickinson of the tournament, but really shouldn't be here because of no extras. If anyone's gotten then before, I bow to you sir. Atlantis (Chicago) rates high here doesn't it? I would put both that and Club 390 above Brad's. I would put Industrial Strip above Brads, too. I haven't been to Brad's in 10 years, and it was blah. Also, too many DET clubs. Just because they've got a huge conference doesn't mean everyone deserves to go to the tournament (ahem, Big 10).
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  “Hip Huggers is the Fairleigh Dickinson of the tournament, but really shouldn't be here because of no extras”
  
  “No extras” - perhaps it should Oral Roberts instead of FD
• rickdugan

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  2 years ago

  ===> "^ Rick hates baby dolls although most others like it."
  
  Do they really? I somehow have my doubts, at least the moment they ask for a vodka and tonic. ;)
• Lamer

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  2 years ago

  I have gotten otp action amd kissing without vip from 8s and up.. . Ranks pretty high in my eyes.
• Lamer

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  2 years ago

  Have u been there really?
• ATACdawg

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  2 years ago

  @motorhead: Maybe you should hope that it is "Oral" Roberts!🤣🤣