Best Oscar Host

Bob Hope was the OG

The Oscars suck big fat donkey dongs. You damn dirty apes had the opportunity to show that you understood real entertainment when the Lion King was released. That movie was based on my father’s life don’t you know.

But did the Lion King win best picture? No. Some bullshit stuff about “can you feel the love tonight?” being best song. I mean yeah, it’s a good song but is it frickin’ “Hakuna Matata"? Anyhoo, Imma make some sexy female hairless ape stripper feel the love tonight and contemplate goin’ all wildebeest on the Oscar presenters while yelling “I am the son of Simba!” ROAR!!!

Muddy: "unless it's somebody who I already know sucks"
rickthelion: "The Oscars suck big fat donkey dongs"

The only way I'd tune in to watch the Oscars is if Jimmy Kimmel was gonna suck a big fat donkey dong live on the air.

Won't waste my time watching.

^^Now THAT is definitely gay!😂🤣

I watch the awards for the same reason I watch hockey, it’s fun when a fight breaks out.

I just check the highlights later to see who was flashing tits.

Ricky Gervais was a great Golden Globes host because he brutally called out the Hollywood phonies and their bullshit.
Now they want to make overblown versions of comic books. Who gives a shit about Spider-Man 10 ? Maybe dimwits and a billion Chinese sheeple who’s taste is in their ass and don’t know good from bad.

I used to enjoy the Oscars but the new diversity quotas are bullshit. Instead of rewarding merit and artisty, it merely appeases the Marxist BLM SJW.

I thought this was America not some Orwellian dystopia.

Haven't watched that many, but I thought Seth MacFarlane was hilarious.