No homo but I'll still probably get called a fag for this thread but hear me out. Oscars are tomorrow, although I haven't watched in a while (last one I caught was when Chris Rock hosted it, it was fucking hilarious), I used to always try to catch the opening monologue, it was usually pretty good stuff. (unless it's somebody who I already know sucks)
Alot of people swear by Billy Crystal but he was a little show tunesy for me. I always thought Steve Martin was the best host, he was fucking hilarious the couple times he did it.
Bob Hope was the OG