Crinkle fries to me is what strippers twerking in the club is for some of you guys 🤮 The format makes it soggier, under seasoned, and overgreased type of French fry than it otherwise could be. I’ve never liked that stuff. Calorically dense foods need to taste good to justify its existence, and idk why that stuff is so common.
For me the fries hierarchy is: curly fries (with seasoned salt), then smaller crispier fries, then larger straight fries.
Sweet potato fries are nice too (unless it’s the freaking crinkle kind), but I’m putting that in its own category.
Am I alone with this opinion?


You're rong!
Done right, crinkle fries are the best. Keywords are "done right". They have to have just the right amount of crisp to them. And yes, they suck when soggy.
Next comes straight fries, small or large doesn't matter.
Curly fries are rock bottom IMHO. Even when they are done well, I don't care for them. And I'm always right!!!