Best ( or worst) thing a stripper left in your hotel room?
One girl that I flew in to see me on a trip left some earrings. She flew home a couple days before I left. I mailed them back.
I now have a nose ring.
Not one of those septum rings. The little gold hoop that most basic white 20 somethings have in their left nare.
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I had one leave a very nice jacket.
One left two what looked like diamond rings, but she dint' seem to worried about them so they obviously are not diamonds. I still have those rings. I'll see her again sometime.
But the BEST thing is if they leave themselves there for the night. That way I get some morning nookie !!!
But once a girl did leave a bag with valuable stuff in it, so I had to hide it well and return it ASAP.
Next up are electronics, once in my car and another in the hotel. The one in my car was a phone and the one in the hotel was an Apple Watch. In both instances I had to interrupt my work efforts the next day to get them back to their owners.
What a pain in the ass when it happens.
Worst - a dancer left a small makeup bag on the bathroom sink. When I opened it I could see a couple of small glass vials and several syringes in the bag. I quickly took the bag down the hall and tossed it in the trash can in the vending area. Needless to say that was the last time I ever dealt with her.
Example, a dancer I knew a few years ago was in a totally fucked up situation where her husband and kid were literally driving around town while I was fucking the wife/mom. When I found out I put an end to that very fast...
Phones are the biggest pain in the ass when left behind. That's usually the only way I have to communicate with them so its tough to make arrangements to return it. I usually know where they live and work, but I can't just show up on their doorstep to return it. And many of the girls I see don't work all that often so there's no guarantee they'll be at work if I show up. I'm kinda stuck waiting for them to reach out to me to collect it. One poor girl left her phone in my truck and I didn't notice it and left town for like 4 days with it sitting in my back seat in an airport parking lot. I noticed it sitting on my floor when I tossed my bag in the back seat after returning. Luckily, I stopped by her club on my way home and she was there.
Stripper bags get left behind pretty often too. If I had to call something the best, that's probably it. Not because the items are of any value or interest to me, but because what usually ends up happening is she comes over again to get it and we just decide as long as she's already there she might as well just skip work and hang out instead. Like Rick said, they do often stink of stripper though. I don't have anyone to hide it from, but if I don't move em to the garage or something they will stink up the whole room or even house with a persistent and distinctive smell
You need to wash them in a little mesh bag. I might've ordered one this week for reasons I won't get into...
Worst: A sugar baby left something in the trash can in my guest bathroom the day after my bi-weekly service cleaned my house. About a week later I had a different SB over and after using the loo, she asked me if I was seeing anyone else. "Hey! I'm only seeing you >right now<, Babe." Not really a lie - if you define "right now" as within the last 24 hours. LOL Then she asked me why there was a used tampon in the trash can. So yes, she set me up. But after a millisecond pause, I told her it must have been my real estate agent who was listing one of my rental properties (as well as giving me the occasional HJ if I take her out for sushi - yes, I have a complicated, but rich, life).
The moral of these stories: Clean your fucking bathrooms and empty the trash after she leaves.