I met a new dancer...
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
2 Weeks ago in my favorite club, I met a dancer new to me. Actually I have seen her at the club for a long time but this was the first time that I can remember talking to her. She uses the stage name of one of our most noted posters. She is also a spinner. She told me that she had 4 kids. Later I told one of my favorites that, that was hard to believe. She said that it was true. "She just spits them out and then inflates them". Her husband is in the army in Iraq. My company flew him there(Kuwait City). She said that she had been working at the club for 7 years. I asked if she remembered certain dancers including my 2 ATFs. She replied with enough information that I knew that she was for real. I asked "So why have I never gotten a lap dance from you?" She said because I was always too busy with other dancers. Well, she knew my price and agreed to it. We went to the couch room and did 3 2 fers @ $20 each. By the 2nd dance my hand was under her thong and it did not feel like 4 babies had come out of there. She told me that she masturbates 3 times a day. Morning, noon and night. I offered to help but she said that she couldn't count on me to be there at the right time. SS? She made it to the bottom of my favorites list and like I said on another thread, mileage gets better when they know you better. I support the troops in Iraq and elsewhere but I cannot help but feel that we should also give their wives support. I am going to try to help this little spinner out. Would you?
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Sorry, I couldn't lay off. I thought the backyard comment pretty much gave it away.
HE'S IN AFGHANISTAN YOU IDIOTS!
MisterGuy: I agree that we must be smarter and I think that our dependence on foreign oil is going to end sooner than you think. Look at Dubai UAE. They know it and are gearing up for it.
Enough politics. Lets all go to a strip club.
Misterguy thinks he's the moral authority; he would be on that dancer like white on rice!
Unfortunately, this applies to the wing-nuts in this country too. Don't be afraid though...that's the way that *both* the terrorists and our own govt. wins.
"Even military people can refuse."
Yea, and then go to jail. A quarter of million dollars and no more loved one...I'd take the loved one back myself. No Mr. 2for20DollarsLapDancesForever...I just think you're an idiot. I like fried rice better too...lol...
FONDL: How do you think that most of the foreign dancers got here? They married GI's. The dumb ones. And military pay is not as bad as it used to be. I had no trouble living on it, 30+ years ago. And the food was good and plentyfull. I know that I am too old to reinlist but for a shot at" Mr.B", barehanded and in person, I would give it All Up.
I found a couple of free minutes to stop by one of my favorite night spots and one of the girls who had worked there for awhile but I'd never gotten a dance from was working. She's a cute girl, probably an 8, but she is a little tall and skinny with a massive set of fake boobs which just kind of turned me off because they were too big for her body.
So I am talking with one of the girls when a the cocktail waitress comes over and mentions another dancers boobs as being really nice. The girl I am sitting with mentions "fake boobs" as having the best rack in the place and I questioned if they were real or not, being assured by both parties that they were real (and for you Seinfeld fans, and fantastic).
So. . . now I've got to get a dance to see for myself (actually, 4 dances). Oh my god!! They were real and amazing and whatever other words you want to use to describe them. In short, they are the nicest pair of real tits that I have ever seen. (so much so that on no less than five occasions since, I have said out loud to my self, "Wow, she has some nice tits."