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Stripper Shit, Oh Stripper Shit

Dec 26, 2007, 4:45 AM

We get the new cell phone number text messaged to us a few days before Christmas. No message, just the new cell phone number. What does she want? Does she want me to call, cum by the club or just keep me strung along as a Regular-in-Love ?

Like a few others on this Board, I am smitten with Brazilian and Portuguese dancers. They have a manner and demeanor which would leave one to believe that they are sincere. (Why they don't run for political office astounds me.) Yes, I will call or go by the club.

Who teaches these tactics?

comments (5)

driver0117 years ago

She's just leading the horse to water...

Book Guy17 years ago

(To the tune of "O Christmas Tree" -- the North American version)

Oh stripper shit, Oh stripper shit, How lovely are your titties. Oh stripper shit, Oh stripper shit, How lovely are your titties.

You waggle them, and dangle them, You stroke my face, and dick with them, Oh stripper shit, Oh stripper shit, How lovely are your titties.

BobbyI17 years ago

Wants you to call her up, tell her that you want her to come over, and that you will pay her $xxx to fuck her in the ass for an hour.

Come on, dude, take the bull (dual meaning!) by the horns.

parodyman-->17 years ago

Look out dennyspade I think Bobbyl wants you to do the same to him.

hornytoad08517 years ago

Brazilian culture is supposed to be the most sexual in the world, as well as the only place where women sometimes go out with the intention of picking up a guy for a one-night stand (and working to make it happen, not just being "open" to it.)

So it's not just Brazilian strippers, it's women from that country, as a generalization.

I noticed from clicking on your name that you seem to be located in the mid-West, if you ever happen to be in southwestern Connecticut (close to NYC) there's a club in Bridgeport called Ruby's II that supposedly has lots of Latinas/Brazilians working there. (I've been there once, and most of them did seem to fit one of those two profiles, but the place was a little sleazier than I expected it depends on what your standards are.)