I saw this in a promotional video for a local club, but have never seen one used in person. I think this would be funny to use sometime, like if a couple of guys are handing dollars to the dancer you want, and then you just go large and start hosing her down with $1’s. It’s hard to imagine trying to bring it in the club though… “hi I’d like to shoot this thing at your dancers, is that cool?”
Has anyone every used a “cash cannon” or seen one being used in the club?
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last commentMy dick might as well be a "cash cannon" for all the money I've spent in clubs.
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No I’ve never seen it, but one of the older clubs that has long ago disappeared used to promote their cash cannon in that magazine the clubs all kept in a free rack by the front entrance I forgot the name of the periodical but I used to see the guy who took pictures for the mag in the clubs doing photo spreads during the early evening quiet hour.
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Sounds like a variation on "make it rain" . No thanks.
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I know of what you speak of drew but it sounds massively gay. If I see one in a strip club I'm in that's my cue to leave
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Never seen one. Just looks like another way to piss off money at a strip club.
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@muddy: “ I know of what you speak of drew but it sounds massively gay.”
Hahahahahahah!!!!!! Yeah this is pretty stupid. I never make it rain, and usually don’t stage tip either, it’s not too common here. But this is just funny. I probably won’t do it.
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Yes, I have seen these itc, more often when they first came out, but yes. They are cool and I also hate them.
Cool bc: lot of 1’s coming out quickly
Hate them bc: people try to use them for table dances or on stage when you are in close proximity. The bills that are loaded were asked for in a big chunk so they are all new, and crisp. When you point the cash cannon at someone—idk why, but they always point it at my face. I have been hit with fast-moving 1s right in my freaking eye on more than one occasion. Like you can point it anywhere but you had to go for my eye. Ow.
Anyway whenever someone uses one of these the whole club goes crazy, I’ve been in Penthouse in New Orleans and had someone fire the cash cannon on my stage from the second floor balcony, that was pretty cool looking. 👍🏼
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Yeah but it's really not that fun. I've mostly seen them used in regular clubs by bottle service girls. They're filled with club ads or drink tickets.
I've used water guns in clubs though. That's fun
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Just wondering - would this get in? It is obviously not a real gun. But, a pea brained bouncer - who just injected his own ass with steroids - and is still cross eyed from shitting himself after squatting a Fiat - might get worked up seeing it.
If you get in - and decide to pull out a gold handgun by the stage - I’m guessing there will be that ‘Oh shit - he’s got a gun!’ moment too.
I’ve never seen one in a club. But, I’ve only seen a two customers make it rain in over 25 years of clubbing.
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I saw one once
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Never have seen one.
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^ Really? Resurrecting a year-old thread to say you haven't seen a thing?
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I agree Ishmael. It’s an odd thing to say in an old discussion.
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You mean a cash cannon is not code for Cashman's hair trigger ballistic pee pee?
I never saw it used in a club but I've read a lot of stories on TUSCL about it. no homo, of course
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^ Lol! My “cash cannon” isn’t as shiny - and it’s not gold plated…
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I feel like I’ve graduated to some new tuscl echelon… one of my threads resurrected. Nice!
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