I was robbed today!
TheeOSUFUCK IT!
First of all, I am ok.
I was a little shaken up earlier this afternoon as I was robbed at a gas station in Cleveland.
After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police.
They were quick to respond and eventually calmed me down.
My money is all gone.
The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes...
It was pump number 7.
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You had me - I was about to express my condolences LOL
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BTW...
thanks brandon!
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ninja'd me Papi!
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Damn you sound so tough online 🤡
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Small price to pay for economically punishing Putin.
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"Damn you sound so tough online 🤡"
You should see me up close, that pump has a bloody nose a broken jaw, and missing teeth!
BTW, why did you post your image after your comment, lulz
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Lol! I need to fill up my car - I’m thinking it’s gonna cost about 4 dances!
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Icee, one of the signs of below average intelligence is an inability to grasp humor.
TheeOSU, thanks for the laugh.
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Lol. Half way thru I was already triggered mentally dictating my response regarding our of control crime.
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you may need a lawyer too. I know one that is a stripper in Cleveland
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I know this shit is fucking crazy
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I see Icee and Will Smith lack the same humor interceptor.
Well done, OSU. Well done.
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I'm going to get fucked today. I'm going to the grocery store.
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Ha ha! That’s a gas man
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I was thinking that pump number 9 and number 14 looked a bit suspicious too. 🤣🤣
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^ I would avoid the spot between pump 6 and pump 9 - I’ve heard they hit from both ends…
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Did you know that pump 6 is afraid of pump 7? Because 7 8 9.
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I was saying "let's go Brandon" a lot at the grocery store yesterday when seeing the empty shelves and high prices while checking out. It's a little extra fun in SWFL because of the old folks who are Brandon's ago. It's like they don't know how to take it.
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"Small price to pay for economically punishing Putin."
I knew starting this thread was somewhat political but didn't post it in politics as first of all it was a joke but let's set the truth factor back in place.
From brandon's inauguration until a week before the russian invasion gas prices had already jumped about 50%. Punishing Putin had nothing to do with it, it was brandon's policies. It's gone up another 20% or so since putin invaded Ukraine.
If I was able to eliminate one of those increases I would surely choose to eliminate the pre putin increase over the post putin increase.
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Ice T made the same joke four days ago...
twitter.com
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^ LOL somebody’s comment in there was amazing: “proof that Ice T is a dad.” 💀
(For context in case somebody hasn’t heard the term before: dad jokes
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But shouldn't everyone be proud and happy to pay more? We're doing it to beat putin and show our love for Ukraine. Just a lil sacrifice we have to make 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡
It was the pandemic then poor people then biden and now putin. It can't be corporate greed and capitalistic ineptitude during the last days of the amerikkkan empire
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"I care about Icee's opinion on politics or economics."
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Tetraplop. You love higher gas prices and the threat of food scarcity. SLAVA UKRAINI. ZELENSKY IS THE SECOND COMUNG OF JESUS
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Stop being selfish. Do it for Ukraine 😭😭🤣🤣🤡🤡
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Because gas prices weren't going up before February, right?
And corporations just started being greedy then, right?
Instead, we should all believe our resident shoplifting pimp IQ75cee!
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Lulz.
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^ Iceefag has an excuse he suffers from chafed nipple syndrome
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Biden says it's putin and you support bidens war
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^ Once again, young Icee demonstrates his inability to perform higher order reasoning. He's special. Like the Olympics.
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Inflation was caused by dumping 12 shit tons full of money into the economy then having supply side issues causing less goods to be available. Too many dollars chasing too few products meant corporations could increase prices and they did. What a surprise.
Any politician would be thrilled to think he was powerful enough to create inflation on his own.
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