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Icee Loco (asshole)
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Sad little man.
stop making statements as factual about things when they are really just your uneducated opinion! This does not apply to use of metaphors though, such as "Icee is full of shit!"
A disclaimer makes it known there is no attorney client relationship without a proper consultation. It's like how legal advice on YouTube or online sites isn't legal advice. But rather info for educational purposes
Heaving would you get it right, he the fry and onion ring bagger at Burger King.
I will pretend to be a pimp.
I will pretend to be a lawyer.
I will pretend to be emotionally damaged/suicidal.
I will pretend to be a young, handsome, fit hard-ass with major cardiovascular disease.
I will call myself Slurpee.
My legal question is: Does this constitute copyright infringement?
Your fantasies are almost as absurd as SJGs and he’s schizophrenic.
And free consultations include legal advice as well.
It's not a crime when you're not telling them what to do or don't do it for them. You just give them info.
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So, Counselor Icee.
If I pay a stipper to fuk in VIP and we agree on $240 + tip. But...we're both getting carried away because I haven't been laid in like 4 years and she is imagining that I'm Rick Duggan....and by TOTAL ACCIDANT (legit)....my cock slips out and then slips into her brown kitty...
1) Is that rape if she didn't give me prior anal consent? Is accidental anal not an expected occupational hazard in this situation?
2) Can she turn around and upcharge me for anal when that wasn't what we agreed upon?
I mean, in the court of VIP sex services, does the man always have to be in control of his Johnson? Like in hockey, where the player is responsible for their stick and will get a high-sticking penalty even if they accidentally hit someone.
Or, does the stripper bear some responsibility to help guide his Johnson into the proper oriface? What if I was all lined up and she exhaled suddenly and misaligned during a crucial thrust? How is that my fault?
Thank you in advance.
Us millennials are smarter than boomers. Go Heaving!
Icee is in the legal library working on my question.
And where am I on that upcharge? Are you saying, 'technically', the entire verbal contract is void because it's an illicit act? So, now I don't even have to pay the $240? <------She is NOT going to be happy with that answer after I just gave her a shocker!
Sounds like so far I'm still in limbo in criminal court...but doing well in civil litigation.
Don't put "forced" in the court record. And don't capitalize it! Who are you working for!? This isn't "I Spit On Her Grave Part IV"!!
It was consensual sex between Dancer X and Player Y in an establishment where Dancer X was a contract employee. Technically, and we'll have to consult a labor attorney...I don't even know if she's technically an "employee."
I SHOULD sue the club. It was dark in there...those VIP booths were cramped. How do you expect a player to properly get his doggie style fukk on in a booth smaller than something you'd find in the kiddie section of a McDonalds?
The club is responsible for what happens on its premises. So it gets into procurement trafficking money laundering etc.
Issues of consent are most given it was an illicit activity
SMH
Of those, SJG is the only one that shows signs of a triple-digit IQ.
Hypothetical legal question.
I get to the club. They have a rule requiring that I hand my car keys and coat to the bouncer upon entry. They claim it's for liability reasons, driving drunk, etc..
During the course of the night, there is some disagreement between me and a dancer about lap dances. She claims she gave me 6 lap dances for $180 + tip and I claim that she only gave me 4 and that there was a 5 for $100 special at the time and I didn't tip her because she was trying to rip me off and the lap dances were horrible. She spent the whole time checking her phone text messages.
The waitress weighed in that I had only bought 2 drinks since I got there 2 hours ago and hadn't bought any "dancer drinks" or shooters.
The manager wanted me to pay $180, plus $20 tip and agree to pay an additional $20 in a bar tab for drinks he felt I "should have drank" in that timeframe in order to get my car keys and coat back. He wanted another $20 tip to the coat check at that time.
In other words rather than the $80 I felt I owed, he wanted $240 for dances I didn't receive and drinks I didn't drink, plus tips for those services, or I wasn't getting my coat and keys. To make matters worse, the club had a no cell phone policy...and my phone was in the car. The club had no public phones and the manager refused to allow me to call the police. There was no taxi service and I couldn't call for an Uber. The nearest open business was a motel that was 7-8 miles away.
Is this legal?
No, you make yourself look dumb when you offer advice you are not qualified to give, and get offended when you're mocked.
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You aren't contractually obligated to pay her more because you can't agree in a contract to something that is illegal. So while you don't legally owe her more money, you legally might be a rapist.
Hopefully this was just purely rhetorical.
I know one.