Dugan and the Gayturds fail to show
Daddillac
Atlanta
Once again a mildly succesful trip to Jacksonville.... Caught a cooler full of Sheepshead and 6 Bull reds, smallest was about 25 pounds. My Dawgs once again showed the gators who is boss. Finally the only downside was that Rick Dugan succesfully hid from me for another year.
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Hid? I was exactly where I said I would be on Friday night. In fact I was stationed very conspicuously for hours in the middle of the bar, with space on both sides of me (at least when I wasn't with a dancer) and drinking what I always do. Much more likely is that you saw me and had a change of heart. Good call.
Usually I avoid going out on a FL/GA game night because of the bad hygiene and stupidity of most of those Bulldog fans, but I made an exception this year. I'm glad I did. I had a fantastic night out, which ended surprisingly well for very reasonable money. Despite coming in large numbers, most of the GA fans in the club were broke ass losers. So many dancers piled into the club expecting to have a fantastic night just of find that these shitheads were hardly spending.
But as far as the game itself, what a shit show. But after such a good night out courtesy of the visiting bulldog fans, the beating FL got the next day hurt a little less than it otherwise would have.
Of course you wouldn’t and still haven’t told anyone where that is. You pretend that “everyone knows” because you think you are some kind of strip club celebrity when in reality you are just a pathetic little shit that likes to talk tough behind a keyboard and nobody really cares where you hang out.
But ok, keep pretending.
BTW if your so tough why don't you name the club you fucking pussy
Just like the Gators... what a fucking loser
Think about this: Is there an entire zoo’s worth of satirical tiny dick animal accounts that expose your foibles? No. Why is that? Well, as near as I can tell the only interesting things you have to say is that you have a tiny dick. And that’s right there in the name.
If you want to get as much attention as Mr. Dugan you can do three things:
1. Act like you know everything.
2. Create a fake tough guy persona.
3. Create a fictional wife and kids.
If you do that we’ll be seeing posts from your best bud, the tiny dick bunny, in no time flat. You’re welcome!
Since Mr. Dugan has a posse that comprises (if I recall correctly) a lion, a gator, a cheesestick, and a barnacle I think the microdong posse should include a bunny rabbit, a sloth, a lizard, and a basket of Olive Garden breadsticks.
What say you all?
I double-checked, and yes, this was posted in The Front Room forum the TUSCL discussions board.
Calling you out on your hypocritical attacks on others isn't attacking you, and it's certainly not "attacking [you] for no reason." It's a really good reason.
Was I "attacking" rick when he made those stupid shit comments about me and my ATF? No, I wasn't. Just as I'm not "attacking" you for making stupid shit comments about him and his family.
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I know skibum did but I don’t remember you saying shit.
So where is that you hang out dipshit? If you think “everyone” knows it already, shouldn’t be any harm in saying it.
LOL this is rich... You skibum are a stupid cunt lol
Well, there was the other guy but his lion bud wasn’t wearing a suit. So how the fuck did Daddillac ape not recognize us?
Anyhoo...let’s let this one go my friend. You’ve got apelings to look after and I am so fucking loaded I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m mean really I just missed my turn. ROAR!!!
Normally I’d go all wildebeest on his ass for disrespecting me. But Skifredo is such a loser that I’m actually increasing his misery by refraining from any direct anti-Skifredo actions. Now imma chug some cheap gin and program my Tesla autopilot to find Skifredo. Anybody know where that loser lives?
Fuck it. Imma go do drunken donuts in the Target parking lot and watch the apes bounce off my hood. ROAR!!!