Why Me?

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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
An ad popped up on my Facebook feed for an App called Ever Accountable

It’s described as “a powerful tool to help you live above pornography”

Why would I want to do that?

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shailynn
3 years ago
Can I use that app for other aspects in my life?
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Dolfan
3 years ago
I don't know, it might be nice to have porn in the basement instead of the attic?
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ilbbaicnl
3 years ago
Dubiously relevant to this thread, but I sometimes wonder if dudes in Afghanistan actually get the most enjoyment out of nookie. Cause before you get married, you only ever see chicks wearing small tents, so of course your wife automatically looks hot af to you. Since they don't have Dairy Queen and Doritos and shit, people don't prematurely lose their hotness by getting fat. On the other hand, if you have sisters, you do get to see their bods somewhat. That can't be healthy, so maybe why shooting people with AK-47s seems to be the most popular hobby there.
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
I wonder why anyone would voluntarily click on an ad like that? We are already aware to not click on certain links and suspicious emails and text messages. Clicking on this ad would be like voluntarily allowing software to be installed to track your every movement (to find porn activity).

This could easily steal your identity and credit card information - using the guise of keeping you away from porn.
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shailynn
3 years ago
ilbbaicnl, I do know for a fact if Juice didn’t have access to porn, Doritos and Dairy Queen he’d be shooting people with an AK47.
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jackslash
3 years ago
If I had an apartment above an adult book store, I would live above pornography.
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rattdog
3 years ago
one day my friend was over at my house and he was going through my porn mag collection. he stumbled upon this one issue and asked. "ay can i borrow this?" ahh ok sure.

i'm over at his pad 2 weeks or so later. he and his girlfriend are there. i see the mag.

i go, "say you with this already? i'll take it back with me."

"uh no not yet" he says.

"why not?"

girlfriend replies for him. "he jerked off to one of the pictures."

in my mind my first reaction is how would she know that he did that? did he do that in front of her?

fucking guy rips out the sticky pics and then tries to hand me over the mag.

"nah man. ahh you can keep that."
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
rattdog That’s a great story! Nothing like getting a porn mag back with sticky pages - and some torn out.

It reminds me of when my college roommate took his favorite porn mags to the used book store - to get some cash. He was so happy driving there - thinking he’s going to get $100 or more. The guy offered him $5 for the whole set - and that was after we tried to convince him they were clean!
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Muddy
3 years ago
Porn has brought me so much god damn enjoyment. Especially now with some of these high def like oil POV creampie level shit. It's so amazing how far we've come since those old 70's porno mags. BUT it has raised my standards noticably and it takes alot more to get more excited now so there is that. When I was I kid I would be doing backflips just looking at a pair of tits. Now? Shit. I'm just alright whatever, can I put my dick in them or not?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Facebook is notorious for targeting people for offensive ads.

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shailynn
3 years ago
^^^ you’re kinda like the same thing for TUSCL.
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motorhead
3 years ago
Cashman - good point.

I don’t think the part of the ad visible on the Facebook mentioned porn. I just blindly - and stupidly - clicked on to see what the app was.

I am being more aware that some of the Facebook questions th
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motorhead
3 years ago
….that seem like fun questions could be an attempt to get password information

Your first car?
The name of your first grade teacher

Stuff like that I won’t play along
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whodey
3 years ago
"live above pornography" ... I assume that means to move beyond just watching porn and into the p4p hobby.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^^^^ It means f2f home strippers, 7 days a week.

SJG
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I like porn but it'd no substitute for sex. Unfortunately many treat it as such
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
News Hour today, expose about the negative inner workings of Facebook:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcKy7NTj…

SJG
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^^^^ Mamisan get run out of San Francisco. Now back with Tijuana Tim, trying again to make show donkey breeding ranch.


SJG
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