The farther you get from the Mexico border, the more and better the reviews

In fact, the further you get from the southern bother, the more reviews there are. No doubt being relatively close to the Mexican border kills strip club reviews. Most mexican dancers are disgustingly fat, and only a handful of customers are drawn to that type.

So I've noticed that most strip club reviews are in locals far away from the Mexican border. Usually Midwest or coastal to the north.