Acronyms

How about blow job or full sex?

I've gotten to the point of rejecting reviews the refer to sex acts by singer's names. It all seems so junior high.

I always say Lady Gaga.

Sooner or later the police are going to realize that Uncle Leo refers to them.

Just use baby talk, like "I put my pee-pee in her va-jay-jay." That won't just confuse reviewers, it'll hold up in court!

It’s stupid. I don’t think they hide anything.

I used to read reviews of escorts on another site - and it was Frank Sinatra and the amount of roses as a veiled reference to the cost.

Oh, and Billie Jean, a Michael Jackson song. If you said you wanted a Michael Jackson, you might get a surprise (or handcuffs).

You guys are getting extras?

^ Never. Get your mind out of the gutter.

One reviewer wrote “I went into the VIP and read a Henry James novel”

Impressed with the literary reference but wonder how many younger folks would get it

^ Still better than I ran into Vic Damone last night

^ I see what you did there...

What's the code word for "In VIP while she was barebacking me cowgirl she leaned over and blew my father while he played with the dildo in her ass"?

Above would be bbcgoverandbbjfathheplaydildina

Or you could replace over and with she to make it a bit shorter

Or maybe call it doing a Sister Act!

Guys who do that are pussies. They must think that posting about an encounter that may or may not have happened several days or weeks ago on an internet forum is a sure way to get the internet police to land their helicopter on their lawn and haul them off to max security prison for life.

Shit's so stupid and elementary. If this site is all fiction, why use stupid acronyms and code words?

Just share what you did without naming the dancer. It's not that difficult, or at least it shouldn't be.

Guys at my club try to skirt around saying what they want and think it's funny. I'm like, if you want your dick sucked, then just say that and stop wasting time." 🙄

Exactly. ^

Wtf is the point of the acronyms or code words? Do you really think it's fooling someone?

Is there an issue with search engines? Don't know, just asking.

Forget your silly musical references, next time I'm in Akron I'm just going to have the strippers read the Beacon Journal to me regardless of who is singing.

@goldmongerATL,

"What's the code word for "In VIP while she was barebacking me cowgirl she leaned over and blew my father while he played with the dildo in her ass"?"

In Los Angeles, that's called a Number 7. A Number 8 requires the addition of a midget, a donkey, and a gallon of mayonnaise. :p

^^ “What's the code word for "In VIP while she was barebacking me cowgirl she leaned over and blew my father while he played with the dildo in her ass"?”

Tuesday?

Lol! I’m all for lame code that doesn’t disguise much. I blame social media for bringing that type of stuff back thanks to their love of shadow banning. Yes I realize tuscl doesn’t do that but even so

“Was skilled at playing BlackJack” “Took a trip to BeiJing” “Licked on “Ben and Jerry’s” “Told a lot of Blond Jokes” “Drank Blueberry Juice”

“Did Flight Simulation” “Rounds of Figure Skating”

Cause The Chairman gets the nookie?

I guess HJ/BJ/FS are too mundane when you're describing the glorious success of your System.

I hope extras clubs have a separate VIP for Greek. I'm not into that, so I shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of her forgetting to drop the kids off at the pool before work.

I’m suspect of any reviews that use this. If a guy is too much of a pussy to type out blow job what’s the chance he actually asked for it in a club?

^ Bill J. Clinton