Friday the 13th is my lucky day. Thursday the 12ths always seem to suck.
I've heard from various sources that part of Friday the 13th's lore as an unlucky day is that was the day when a pope declared that the Knights Templar to be heretics and to captured and killed en masse.
Donald had Biden made into sausage an put on pizza. He got the House Democrats to eat Joe by saying it was baby sausage. (The sausage had to be really spicy because of course they know what real baby tastes like.) Donald in now wearing a rubber Joe Biden mask. One of those really good ones from Mission Impossible.
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Friday the 13th is a cultural superstition. It has nothing to do with astrology.
And No, strippers don’t act differently today. Because they probably are unaware it is Friday the 13th.
I've heard from various sources that part of Friday the 13th's lore as an unlucky day is that was the day when a pope declared that the Knights Templar to be heretics and to captured and killed en masse.
(Note: Tongue very far in cheek!) 😜