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Is today Friday the 13th?

Liwet
Liwet53165

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

Yes.

Considering all the astrology bullshit strippers believe in, I wonder if they'll act differently today.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Well, if they do then they aren't actually into astrology.

Friday the 13th is a cultural superstition. It has nothing to do with astrology.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I always have good luck on the 13th. But bad luck whenever there's a full moon.

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CJKent_band

Yes today is Friday the 13th

And No, strippers don’t act differently today. Because they probably are unaware it is Friday the 13th.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Why wouldn't they be aware of the date?

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NinaBambina

I love Friday the 13th.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Imma celebrate by going to the nudie bar lulz

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ilbbaicnl

Does this mean Nancy Reagan was a stripper?

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Jascoi

details dscrub.

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JamesSD

I'm sure a few used it as an excuse not to work

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48-Cowboy

Yesterday was my lucky day!

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twentyfive

Anyone win the lottery yesterday?

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Nope but ended up fucked up and fucking lulz

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IfIGottaBeDamned

During OTC meetup with my CF yesterday, she told me she had recently gotten married. So yeah, Friday the 13th hit me.

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TheOne&Only

Friday the 13th is my lucky day. Thursday the 12ths always seem to suck.

I've heard from various sources that part of Friday the 13th's lore as an unlucky day is that was the day when a pope declared that the Knights Templar to be heretics and to captured and killed en masse.

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Icee Loco (asshole)
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ATACdawg

Ooooh!!!! Yesterday was the day The Donald was returned to the White House!!

(Note: Tongue very far in cheek!) 😜

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ilbbaicnl

Donald had Biden made into sausage an put on pizza. He got the House Democrats to eat Joe by saying it was baby sausage. (The sausage had to be really spicy because of course they know what real baby tastes like.) Donald in now wearing a rubber Joe Biden mask. One of those really good ones from Mission Impossible.

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