Celebrating the Simple Pleasures
Ah, the simple pleasures. That is what I love about going to clubs. This is a thread intended to celebrate some of the simple pleasures of going to the clubs, which all too many people here seem to have forgotten.
Now those pleasures may be different for everyone, but for me they include:
=> Watching naked and half naked hot women.
=> Having a fun flirty barside chat with one of those hot women.
=> Getting a nice comfortable haze from my decent mid-tier whiskey while enjoying hot naked women.
=> Chomping down on hot wings made "three mile island" style, which is a term the club uses to challenge to the cooks to make the wings hot as hell for anyone who dares to order them like that.
=> Then, to top off a great night, a trip to the notel, where I feed the Daddy issues of my momentary favorite by treating her like the bad little good girl that she is.
Of course there is often a price to paid the next day for those simple pleasures, like a fuzzy head, lighter wallet, shits that burn when they come out and maybe even some clothes that can never go home again. But it's worth it, especially when you can enjoy all of those simple pleasures packed into a single night - like I recently did. 😀
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last commentStripclubs are one of the few places where I enter and leave my phone in the car. That is a simple pleasure for me. Being away from the 24/7 workday.
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^ Nice. I wish that I could do that, but when calls come in from the homefront I need to see them.
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The saddest testament to this site right now is that endless threads about COVID, politics, troll on troll nonsense and other OT crap seem to get endless play, but discussions about actual clubbing topics seem to be of little interest.
We need new blood around here, preferably younger night shift types who haven't been hiding under their beds for the past 14 months.
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Simple pleasure: BBBJCIM
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Enjoying a nice cold drink with a hot girl sitting in your lap.
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Smoking weed and taking tequila shots with a young Latina stripper hoe convincing her to leave the club with me.
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Good question and thread.
For me, the simple pleasure of being a middle aged man but feeling desired by beautiful young women. I know it’s an act but it still feels great!
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Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.
:D
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It feels great to shit at McDonalds again
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My favorite thing is not really knowing how the night will end up or who I will end up talking to or getting dances from especially these days since one of my favorites decided to start travel dancing and the other got pregnant and quit.
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^ That is an excellent point. I enjoy that as well, especially when I am traveling and visiting new clubs. The potential for anything to happen can be awesome.
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Though I don't drink (tokes for me), eat (really) hot food, or abuse my marriage vows, I whole heartedly agree with this thread.
The simple thrills of viewing tantalizing near naked lasses, chatting with them, and then enjoying their amazing forms and curves is enthralling.
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===> "Though I don't drink (tokes for me), eat (really) hot food, or abuse my marriage vows, I whole heartedly agree with this thread."
Congratulations! A statue is being erected in your honor even as we speak. 😉
But as far as the second half of your post, I completely agree.
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I like boobies.
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Shit Joe! Shit!!!
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I think the 19th around me, the curfew goes away so I'll probably start doing the club life somewhat regularly again. The right club can be just relaxing man.
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It does seem to be kind of slow around here…
Anyway, “Simple Pleasures” is an apt description. Watching the show (not just on the stage) that any good strip club is, laughing, joking, drinking and endless mutual groping with a beautiful firm bodied naked woman who has the right attitude all the while completely unplugged from the world with no time constraints. And one of the best parts, the ability to walk away commitment free whenever you’ve had enough.
It doesn’t get much better than that.
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This is a real basic answer to the OP but the eye candy is the best simple pleasure of clubbing. Hot, naked women in person and a variety of them, to boot.
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If we could just capture that essence of Rick and sell TUSCL wafers
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Another riveting thread addition by Uptightcitizen. Though I guess differing views do keep things lively. I suppose someone has to be watching cartoons while the rest of us are thinking about tits and ass.
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Lol soo much for keeping it light
Unlike you I don't feel the need to post my sexual exploits to make myself feel better about myself. So just go on and keep stroking that bottomless pit of an ego.
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It's still light to me Uptight. 😉
But I hear ya Uptight. You don't think that talking about having fun with strippers on a strip club website discussion board is appropriate. Duly noted.
But maybe next time you could just keep watching your cartoons and ignore the threads you don't like instead of merging your cartoons into them? Just a thought. 😀
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I might start a thread to keep you guys up on my sex life lulz
Rick's threads are not bad. They're better than the bigoted shit and ldk threads and threads about haggling with hookers
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2icee using your hand and a paper towel roll do not count as having sex
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===> "Rick's threads are not bad. They're better than the bigoted shit and ldk threads and threads about haggling with hookers"
Or the endless COVID threads...or the troll accounts asking "where did the other troll account go?"...or the endless political posts...
And then of course there was the period where a subset of these weird fucks were swapping stories that included 15 year old girls on sail boats and Miss Teen USA pageants.
So yes, by comparison, stories about no so clean fun with consenting adult women - on a customer strip club site of all places - should be welcome. But there are a few old cranky types who have come to believe that this discussion board is their playpen and, since their penises don't work the way they used to, have lost interest in hearing fun with strippers.
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^
You tell him bud. This board needs more rickness! ROAR!!!
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^ It needs more anything but the crap it has been filled with since COVID started.
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^ hey mr Lion, Rick ain’t all that seems, us old cranky types who’s penis’s don’t work like they used to are in RickiBoi’s head in other words seems like he can’t stop thinking about us even when we aren’t posting
Dance RickiBoi Dance , like an organ grinders monkey my tune is in your head
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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^ sigh
Exactly what I mean.
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Dance RickiBoi Dance
LOLOL
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^ Well, at least the good news is that with 25's penis no longer working, children are just a little bit safer in this world. But it does leave our resident pedo with ample time to post weird off center nonsense and then believe that he's getting over on other posters. Small price to pay I suppose.
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Dance RickiBoi Dance
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The ability to sit alone, have a cold beer, look at pretty girls and not have to answer relationship questions. There's the reason I drive 45-50 miles, despite 6 strip clubs within a few miles of me.
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Twenty-five! Leave rickys penis out of this! He is mine! 😉
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