Celebrating the Simple Pleasures
rickdugan
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Ah, the simple pleasures. That is what I love about going to clubs. This is a thread intended to celebrate some of the simple pleasures of going to the clubs, which all too many people here seem to have forgotten.
Now those pleasures may be different for everyone, but for me they include:
=> Watching naked and half naked hot women.
=> Having a fun flirty barside chat with one of those hot women.
=> Getting a nice comfortable haze from my decent mid-tier whiskey while enjoying hot naked women.
=> Chomping down on hot wings made "three mile island" style, which is a term the club uses to challenge to the cooks to make the wings hot as hell for anyone who dares to order them like that.
=> Then, to top off a great night, a trip to the notel, where I feed the Daddy issues of my momentary favorite by treating her like the bad little good girl that she is.
Of course there is often a price to paid the next day for those simple pleasures, like a fuzzy head, lighter wallet, shits that burn when they come out and maybe even some clothes that can never go home again. But it's worth it, especially when you can enjoy all of those simple pleasures packed into a single night - like I recently did. 😀
Now those pleasures may be different for everyone, but for me they include:
=> Watching naked and half naked hot women.
=> Having a fun flirty barside chat with one of those hot women.
=> Getting a nice comfortable haze from my decent mid-tier whiskey while enjoying hot naked women.
=> Chomping down on hot wings made "three mile island" style, which is a term the club uses to challenge to the cooks to make the wings hot as hell for anyone who dares to order them like that.
=> Then, to top off a great night, a trip to the notel, where I feed the Daddy issues of my momentary favorite by treating her like the bad little good girl that she is.
Of course there is often a price to paid the next day for those simple pleasures, like a fuzzy head, lighter wallet, shits that burn when they come out and maybe even some clothes that can never go home again. But it's worth it, especially when you can enjoy all of those simple pleasures packed into a single night - like I recently did. 😀
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We need new blood around here, preferably younger night shift types who haven't been hiding under their beds for the past 14 months.
For me, the simple pleasure of being a middle aged man but feeling desired by beautiful young women. I know it’s an act but it still feels great!
:D
The simple thrills of viewing tantalizing near naked lasses, chatting with them, and then enjoying their amazing forms and curves is enthralling.
Congratulations! A statue is being erected in your honor even as we speak. 😉
But as far as the second half of your post, I completely agree.
Anyway, “Simple Pleasures” is an apt description. Watching the show (not just on the stage) that any good strip club is, laughing, joking, drinking and endless mutual groping with a beautiful firm bodied naked woman who has the right attitude all the while completely unplugged from the world with no time constraints. And one of the best parts, the ability to walk away commitment free whenever you’ve had enough.
It doesn’t get much better than that.
https://youtu.be/02_1G2ABIeI
Unlike you I don't feel the need to post my sexual exploits to make myself feel better about myself. So just go on and keep stroking that bottomless pit of an ego.
But I hear ya Uptight. You don't think that talking about having fun with strippers on a strip club website discussion board is appropriate. Duly noted.
But maybe next time you could just keep watching your cartoons and ignore the threads you don't like instead of merging your cartoons into them? Just a thought. 😀
Rick's threads are not bad. They're better than the bigoted shit and ldk threads and threads about haggling with hookers
Or the endless COVID threads...or the troll accounts asking "where did the other troll account go?"...or the endless political posts...
And then of course there was the period where a subset of these weird fucks were swapping stories that included 15 year old girls on sail boats and Miss Teen USA pageants.
So yes, by comparison, stories about no so clean fun with consenting adult women - on a customer strip club site of all places - should be welcome. But there are a few old cranky types who have come to believe that this discussion board is their playpen and, since their penises don't work the way they used to, have lost interest in hearing fun with strippers.
You tell him bud. This board needs more rickness! ROAR!!!
Dance RickiBoi Dance , like an organ grinders monkey my tune is in your head
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Exactly what I mean.
LOLOL