Recommendations for fun in New Haven, CT?

Bonus points if you tossed some reviews in for the recent clubs you've visited.

Contact Gawker on here he can help.

@Sgtsnowman I tried when I first joined recently, but it was rejected. Seems I wasn't thorough enough. I did try though, wasn't just a couple sentences. Sorry. Maybe I'll try again after this next one.

@H8ff0000 There should have been some comments in the rejections. I believe it's possible to resubmit once you have made some corrections.

@desertscrub so let me get this straight. Someone who is new here but is actually trying to post and contribute, you immediately jump to insinuating they are a cop whilst simultaneously disrespecting their very ill, elderly mother? I know there are bound to be lowlifes here considering it's both a) the internet, and b) strip club-related, but my mother? Really? What the fuck.

H8, people here tend to dislike it when a brand new member's inaugural post is a handout request. Try writing a detailed review of your recent trip to Hollywood, including how the girls were and your interactions with them, what things cost and any other notable points in the visit. Then when it is approved, usually in less than 12 hours, you will magically have access to all of the club reviews for new Haven, Bridgeport and other nearby towns with clubs.

H8: Yes, that is exactly Dscrub’s MO. For some reason, he wants to run off every new poster. Ignore him. He’s an idiot.

now now doctorevil. mr scrub said he is on some sort of medication for his rage issue. he may also be an idiot but lets tackle the issues one at time and focus on helping him with his inappropriate rage. just felt i should share some space geneious advice. your welcome

Copy and paste a screenshot of your review here.

Let’s see what got rejected. If you are legit, that’s a simple way to show us.

Or, buy a VIP membership. You don’t have anything to hide from your gf.

H8: Scrubs just a tool these days and he thinks he’s contributing! Nice that a newb see the Tool clearly!

@Cashman1234 your wish is my command:

Hi H8ff0000.

We're sorry, but your review of Hollywood Cabaret was not published for the following reasons:

shadowcat said: Not Enough Club Details Read review guidelines.

Tetradon said: Not Enough Club Details

grand1511 said: Not Enough Club Details What did you do besides not eat food? Costs?

JC2003 said: Not Enough Club Details

RockAllNight said: Not Enough Club Details

Please feel free to correct and resubmit your review.

tuscl.net

Text of Review:

Went here with my girlfriend on Saint Patrick's Day in the evening, stayed til closing which was unfortunately 10:30PM and they rushed everyone out.

Aside from that though, we had a great time. It's a decent looking place, nobody was pushy with anything, the drinks were cheap (but the bar is very limited) and the girls were all young and pretty. We loved the girl who heavily tattooed, my God can she dance!

They gave us each food tickets but just... no. The food is so, so, bad. Fried to death, dry as hell, just awful.

However, it didn't matter in the end. We like this place. We are more on the shy and socially awkward scale but after 20 minutes our nerves settled and felt comfortable. That says something about it for those of you like us.

Recommended!

@rickdugan I will try to fix my review, I understand what it needs now and I'll look at other reviews for formatting and content advice if needed, and I'll try to write reviews for the other places soon.

"Someone who is new here but is actually trying to post and contribute,"

Well I guess my perspective of someone contributing varies a little bit from yours. My perspective of contributing is giving something, it isn't asking for intel in your first and only post.

Seriously man, if you want to ask questions just straight up do it without the snow job of trying to describe it as a contribution. Better yet actually contribute something before you try leeching from the knowledge pool here.

@TheeOSU I posted the review BEFORE I asked about info. Snow job? I've done nothing to you. I'm a nice person. A few of you guys really hate the world, don't you?

Seriously though... I'm not an asshole, I'm a humble person and trying to be civil, why are people coming at me like that? I never said my shitty review made me deserve anything (and I intend to fix it up). I only brought up the review because it was suggested I make one so I explained what happened.

I just wanted to check-in with people more knowledgeable then I about these things as I am fairly new to this. God forbid.

Y'all haven't been seeing as many titties as you're used too lately, huh?

"Water off a duck's back"

Hi H8, welcome to the club. I see you've met some of the socially negative ppl already. Ignore them as part of the static. That was a lame review, like shadowcat said, read the guidelines. Say something about the roster of girls overall, prices of a beer and dances, how much 'mileage' happens during dances. Doesn't take much more than that. Perhaps buy your VIP status, read some reviews, you'll get it in no time. Welcome aboard, hope you and wife have fun at the clubs. Remember everyone was new here and in clubs at one time.

@H8ff0000

"Seriously though... I'm not an asshole"

In my experience, if you have to tell people you're not an asshole, you're most likely an asshole.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Welcome to the forum. Looking forward to your revised review.

@misterorange I had to Like that haha

@gSteph and others thank you for the warm welcome. Oh and she's not wifey yet but it's a good bet she will be

Update: went to Gossip (Long Island) but its closed? Now we just pulled into Mirage parking lot. Wish me luck.

I see why your review was rejected. It’s a short and decent club description.

I wish you the best as you search for a club that suits your and your gf’s desires.