A West Virginia man went to see his father upon his return from his honeymoon.
The father asked "how was the honeymoon Billy Jim Bob?"
Billy replied "Not so good daddy. I had to kill her."
The father "That's terrible Billy. Was the pussy that bad?"
Billy "No father. I found out that she was a virgin and I figured that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, She damn sure wasn't good enough for ours."
A girl goes to her father and asks if she can borrow the truck to go into town. Papa says she knows the rules about borrowing the truck. He unzips and whips it out.
"Ugh, Papa your dick tastes like shit!"
"Dang I forgot!. Your brother has the truck."
Comments
last comment😄
Log in to vote
I don't care who you are. That there is funny !
Log in to vote
Good one. :)
Log in to vote
Lmao
Log in to vote
A West Virginia man went to see his father upon his return from his honeymoon.
The father asked "how was the honeymoon Billy Jim Bob?"
Billy replied "Not so good daddy. I had to kill her."
The father "That's terrible Billy. Was the pussy that bad?"
Billy "No father. I found out that she was a virgin and I figured that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, She damn sure wasn't good enough for ours."
Log in to vote
Very funny Jackslash! Nothing like a good WV joke to start the week!
Shadowcat - that’s funny! It’s rough - but funny!
Log in to vote
Why is it called a tooth brush and not a Teeth brush? It was invented in West Virginia.....
Log in to vote
Meanwhile in West Virginia...
A girl goes to her father and asks if she can borrow the truck to go into town. Papa says she knows the rules about borrowing the truck. He unzips and whips it out.
"Ugh, Papa your dick tastes like shit!"
"Dang I forgot!. Your brother has the truck."
Log in to vote
^^ Good one.
Log in to vote
Very funny goldmongerATL!
Log in to vote
What
Log in to vote
Why do Canadians do it doggy style?
So they both can watch the hockey game.
Log in to vote