A West Virginia man went to see his father upon his return from his honeymoon.
The father asked "how was the honeymoon Billy Jim Bob?"
Billy replied "Not so good daddy. I had to kill her."
The father "That's terrible Billy. Was the pussy that bad?"
Billy "No father. I found out that she was a virgin and I figured that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, She damn sure wasn't good enough for ours."
A girl goes to her father and asks if she can borrow the truck to go into town. Papa says she knows the rules about borrowing the truck. He unzips and whips it out.
"Ugh, Papa your dick tastes like shit!"
"Dang I forgot!. Your brother has the truck."
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The father asked "how was the honeymoon Billy Jim Bob?"
Billy replied "Not so good daddy. I had to kill her."
The father "That's terrible Billy. Was the pussy that bad?"
Billy "No father. I found out that she was a virgin and I figured that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, She damn sure wasn't good enough for ours."
Shadowcat - that’s funny! It’s rough - but funny!
A girl goes to her father and asks if she can borrow the truck to go into town. Papa says she knows the rules about borrowing the truck. He unzips and whips it out.
"Ugh, Papa your dick tastes like shit!"
"Dang I forgot!. Your brother has the truck."
So they both can watch the hockey game.