I’ll die it for you:
“Hello my name is Juice. The body of a Greek god since I played football in college. I enjoy playing xbox360 games, picking up Pizza Hut and fine dining at Chinese Buffets. I am looking for a PAWG and I can reward handsomely for your time. How would you like paid? Used lottery tickets? Hertz stock? Or litecoin (not to be confused with Bitcoin).
Hanging out with me has many benefits such as, I am an aspiring rapper and will soon be releasing a music video. If you wash my underwear and make love to me I’ll be sure to feature you in the video.”
I need an add for nurse who can give me my pills for when the wheel me out to be pretend president. Can you find one that is good at changing my diapers as well, and fees my pudding gently. I thought I had a good one from recovering from my face lift, but look at me I look like a lizard now, so that was bad choice on her.
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