Dinner with a Dancer

Agree. You never know quite what will happen.

I took one to the Outback Steak house. She wore tight jeans and a t-shirt advertising Follies.

I love doing. There is nothing like hanging out with hot women (except later then fucking them)

@jackslash

Pics of the “Hindu symbol tattooed on her inner thigh” or it didn’t happen.

:D

I've told this story b/f but it applies here.

Early on in my PL-career in the early-2000s in Dallas, I went to an Outback Steakhouse with a big-booty light-skinned ebony-dancer that I knew from a local-dive - she was in her mid-20s and had a sharp-wit - we go up to the girl at the entrance to be seated - the girl was a very good-looking blond either in her very-late-teens or very-early-20s (she looked like a Swedish model - tall and slender with long silky blond-hair 3/4 of the way down her back and a very attractive face; a solid 9 if not 9.5) - this was in the early-2000s and the girl asks us if we want smoking or non-smoking - I knew my ebony didn't smoke (and neither did I) so I just said "non-smoking we don't smoke" and my ebony w/ her sarcastic-wit thought it was funny to blurt out "what are you talking about I smoke crack" - I new my ebony's sarcastic-wit but the young-blond just looked at me and froze - LOL - and yeah, this ebony was fun to hang with but she was a handful b/c she' didn't give a fuck and I'm a strait-laced cracker (at least was much more straight-laced back then).

^^^ I know a stunning gorgeous Latina dancer with a very similar wit to your ebony. Sad thing is any time we try to go out, something happens. And she always wants a friend to tag along for "safety"

Now I'm just wondering out of all the young women I see at Outback, how many of them besides myself are actually dancers?

T-back in an Outback, rating.

Cutting edge alternative data for market research.

I don't really have any good stories related to my funny behavior out at dinner. All I have to do is walk around or sit in a pretty dress by an older man and that generally humors the passerbies and restaurant staff enough.

papi chulo yer a straight up cracker? I always imagined you looking like Bruno Mars or some Miami Cuba bro!

^ when I was younger I was told I looked liked the following:

1. George Thorogood images.app.goo.gl

2. Troy Aikman (although I have brown hair) images.app.goo.gl

3. John Elway images.app.goo.gl

I'm sure you never disrespected stadium flyovers though.

😁

I'd agree with George Thorogood. :)

I've only done this a handful of times over the years, but surprisingly most of them went well.

The only time I had a hee-haw event was with a girl I picked up out of the Palomino in Vegas. At dinner she wore a skirt so short that 3 tables likely got a clear shot of her vagina when she was sitting, swore like a drunken sailor and overall made a loud spectacle of herself. She did all of this in a very upscale Italian restaurant I might add, with customers who seemed none too pleased.

As the old expression goes, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Most of my dinners with dancers take place on a day when the gals aren’t working and the only time I ever had an issue was with a very pretty busty AA gal who got offended by a server that made a backhanded remark about her ethnicity, the server actually got reprimanded and the restaurant comped our dinner and drinks.

Jackslash - I thought all the Ponderosas went out of business in Michigan?

We still have Texas Roadhouse, Longhorn Steakhouse, Outback Steakhouse, Logan's Roadhouse, and similar fine establishments.